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Family ties

2010-07-21T21:42:00.001+02:00

It's good that Jimmy didn't meet her before Brian did, or something very WTF would have happened

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Ever seen a train lay its own track?

2010-07-21T21:39:00.001+02:00

You know, after having seen this, I have to say those Belgians are like millions of years ahead of Americans where everything is still done by hand!!!

Yeah, I can see that happening

2010-07-21T21:36:00.002+02:00

Because you know, he's equally sweet and all. Or is there something else I'm missing here?

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Aaaaarghhh!!!

2010-07-21T21:32:00.001+02:00

It's nicely done and all that, but somehow it does come across as creepy. Kill it with fire!!!

http://imgur.com

Context please

2010-07-21T21:27:00.002+02:00

WTF is this diagram trying to teach me to do??? I can't think of a situation where one would do this willingly

http://imgur.com

Get yours today!!!

2010-07-21T21:18:00.001+02:00

For all those hard to reach areas... Wipes 'em & wipes 'em. I mean, what's not to like about this product

http://imgur.com

Wedding

2010-07-21T21:16:00.001+02:00

I wonder what the theme was of the wedding... Looks funny though. Oh lookie, seems they invited Hitler too

http://www.mergeweddings.com

Trouble ahead

2010-07-18T20:20:00.001+02:00

Not only is Kim a slut who nobody will want, but I'm fairly sure she's about to lose her job as well

http://imgur.com

Wii music

2010-07-18T20:19:00.000+02:00

Not quite what you think, but very creative anyway

Psycho?

2010-07-18T20:14:00.002+02:00

To say the very least. Can this be considered as a weird way of stalking? One can only wonder why he left Kayla

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Education? So overrated!!!

2010-07-18T20:10:00.002+02:00

At least to these bunch. And if you're wondering yourself, it goes through more than 1 continent

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Produce of Holland

2010-07-18T20:05:00.001+02:00

Well, that's what it says in fine prints at least. So is it safe to say Dutch people DON'T have taste?

http://imgur.com

Bible

2010-07-18T20:03:00.002+02:00

Truly a treasure case with hidden gems like these. And the key to be a good christian is to take this literally, people!!!

http://www.biblegateway.com

Ohwwwkaaay...

2010-07-18T20:00:00.002+02:00

Fun things to do with... Wait, what??? Has to be a one shot one hit, because practice... Forget it.

http://www.inhabitots.com

Girl

2010-07-17T15:08:00.001+02:00

So, I met this girl on facebook... and I think she's legit and she might be the one. I'll totally give her my credit card

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Too much time

2010-07-17T14:58:00.000+02:00

a camera, some matches and a gun, give you this

Have I got news for you!!!

2010-07-17T14:46:00.002+02:00

At first I definitely saw dancers, but then, I put myself to re-orientation camp and nooowww...

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Giraffe and a donkey

2010-07-17T14:30:00.001+02:00

Have you ever seen a giraffe try to have sex with a donkey. Most likely not. Believe me it goes very difficult

http://imgur.com

WTF

2010-07-17T14:28:00.001+02:00

In Canada if your looking for a real estate developer you call WTF. Yes, you read that right

http://www.wtfgroup.com

Travelling cool

2010-07-17T14:24:00.002+02:00

Luggage all look the same nowadays, so you might want to put an extra distinctive marker. Here's some stickers you might to put on

http://www.geekosystem.com

Awkward family pet photo

2010-07-17T14:21:00.002+02:00

Wouldn't we all wish we would have a cougar as a pet when we were kids. The other pics are just too weird to comprehend

http://www.msnbc.msn.com

Suggestive

2010-07-17T00:01:00.001+02:00

Whow Facebook. When someone lists "women" as an "interest" you sure know how to pic an icon!

http://imgur.com

Wrapping a gift cat

2010-07-16T23:58:00.002+02:00

The ultimate proof that cats are genetically selected with the "I don't give fuck" gene

Oh Heather

2010-07-16T23:28:00.002+02:00

I would like to imagine that Heather went out and turned her garden upside down in a full rubber suit

http://imgur.com

Odd website

2010-07-16T23:24:00.002+02:00

Nice animation and all, but to what purpose does this site serve? I can't put it in any category but the WTF one

http://hoogerbrugge.com

How do they make magnets

2010-07-16T23:18:00.000+02:00

Quite interesting really

Fun bags

2010-07-16T23:16:00.002+02:00

So basically, the more you drink, the smaller the initial looks of your bust will be? Doesn't matter, I'd still drink it

http://nymag.com

French bullfighting

2010-07-16T23:14:00.000+02:00

not as gruesome and torturing as the Spanish version

Father of the year

2010-07-14T18:27:00.002+02:00

Commemorating the first birthday of his kid... Yeah, sure, let's just go with that. It makes him look less like a total douche

http://imgur.com

Undercover karaoke

2010-07-14T18:24:00.002+02:00

Jewel, one of the few who can actually sing. Other singers don't really dare to do this, since there is no computer altering helping them

Trying to say something?

2010-07-14T18:21:00.001+02:00

No, facebook, I really don't feel like doing that. It might get me in trouble, but thank you for your thoughts

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I'm not sure that's a good idea, fb

2010-07-14T18:17:00.001+02:00

Maybe when they're older I'll join that group, but for now it seems a bit risky... Or wait, ooooohhh nice try FBI

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Complete zen

2010-07-14T18:11:00.001+02:00

Forget about monks breaking bricks, doing triple flips while mastering some weapon. THESE guys know what ultimate meditation is

http://imgur.com

Yeah, but what if you swallow one

2010-07-14T11:12:00.002+02:00

Simple, then you don't have to wipe your ass. Not sure whether it will clog the pipes though

http://lifehacker.com

Unreal parking

2010-07-14T11:10:00.001+02:00

I want an option to have my car washed while it's parked in there. That would be cool... and then you come back to see you left your rear windows open.

http://www.woehr.de

Friggin' genius!!!

2010-07-14T10:23:00.002+02:00

I've been told that this doesn't work on IE (who uses that anyway) nor Opera. Works on Firefox and Chrome though

http://unevengoogle.com

You will be confused

2010-07-14T10:22:00.001+02:00

It's so compelling to perceive this according to what you are used to expect

Gillette...

2010-07-14T10:20:00.001+02:00

The best a man can get! Remember that commercial? Well, now they've embarked upon a new venture: making cars

http://www.futurecarreports.com

Purple forest

2010-07-14T10:18:00.001+02:00

Looks like BP was investigating grape drink for an alternative fuel source and fucked up that part of the world as well

http://maps.google.com

A virginity read

2010-07-14T10:16:00.003+02:00

So when and how did celebrities lose their virginity? Probably a question that has been playing in your dirty minds

http://www.thedailybeast.com

Hmmm

2010-07-14T10:12:00.001+02:00

Never knew it was going to be this surprising. Type in hmmm in google, go to images, see what the result is.

http://www.google.com

The devil in you

2010-07-14T10:10:00.001+02:00

Whether you're evil remains to be seen, but what is sure is that you're horny, and you really want to have your way with this girl

http://www.thedevilinyou.com

Panda

2010-07-12T17:59:00.002+02:00

What do you mean panda??? That's a friggin' blue fin tunafish. Get your animals right Dina. You just sound stupid

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Ridin solo

2010-07-12T17:56:00.002+02:00

This kid has NO IDEA how embarrassed ~~he's~~ his kids are going to be by these videos some day...

Just hanging

2010-07-12T17:53:00.001+02:00

Well, at least we now know that it's true that Scottish guys don't wear any underwear under their quilt

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Whow

2010-07-12T17:47:00.002+02:00

Did a bit of research for you guys, Negros is an island in the Philippines. And in the Philippines they speak English too... I knew it wasn't what I thought it was

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Because we rule, that's why

2010-07-12T17:45:00.001+02:00

But to tell you the truth, I think those Martian girls are not bad either, or maybe those chicks of Alpha Centauri

http://www.facebook.com

Lebron

2010-07-12T17:42:00.001+02:00

Yeah, his policies are just low. Denise, please read more or watch better programs on TV, because this is just... terrible

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Many who like...

2010-07-12T17:39:00.001+02:00

We're not familiar with Islam, but wasn't gambling haram (against Islamic rules). Or is Allah as a big of a gamble as poker?

http://imgur.com

The force of chipmunks

2010-07-12T10:59:00.001+02:00

Give a photographer some nuts and Star Wars action figures and he'll put chipmunks to work on being awesome... I LOL'd

http://starwarfigure.com

Ichiro Suzuki

2010-07-12T10:56:00.001+02:00

made quite an impact on this girl. Commentator nailed it with his comments though :)

Sore boobs

2010-07-12T10:54:00.002+02:00

For a change the question seems legit. I do hope however this girl believes that answer and ends up going to see her doctor

http://answers.yahoo.com

Check out the 2nd pic

2010-07-12T10:51:00.001+02:00

Are my eyelashes ok? Right then... George Micheal getting ready to head off to the local public toilet

http://www.amazon.com

Don't shit your pants

2010-07-12T10:48:00.003+02:00

Back to the 80's it is. Type the commands and get the achievements.

Oh that girl has a nice ass...

2010-07-12T10:36:00.001+02:00

Think again. Imagine meeting a girl and taking her home just to take off her pants and finding one of these things...

http://www.lovemybubbles.com

His name...

2010-07-12T10:33:00.002+02:00

was just a pun waiting to happen. It would have been more epic if he would have taken his car and decided to go for a ride

http://news.bbc.co.uk

Jehova's witnesses

2010-07-11T17:17:00.001+02:00

Personally I have to admit that it has been a while ago that they knocked on my door, but I know what to do next time

http://imgur.com

Femskin

2010-07-11T17:09:00.001+02:00

A whole lot of WTF going around here. One can only wonder who the target market is

Geology is for nerds?

2010-07-11T17:05:00.002+02:00

Guess again... This has got to be the coolest thing you have ever seen. Now we just have to find the guy who lives there: Superman

http://www.abovetopsecret.com

Supermodels

2010-07-11T17:00:00.002+02:00

In case you're not up to date with what's going on in fashion, there is a new definition of beautiful

http://ninemsn.com.au

Not the smartest

2010-07-11T16:58:00.001+02:00

This lake didn't get the best grades when it was just a puddle, so it ended being not really popular among the locals

http://maps.google.com

BP

2010-07-11T16:55:00.001+02:00

Pretty spot on if you ask me. 2012 is approaching with the speed of BP's reaction to the spill 5Thx to Terence)

What's the purpose of that, Google?

2010-07-11T16:51:00.001+02:00

Something might be wrong here... It's cool to see that the road is, uhh, nothing like that at all

http://maps.google.com

Zach Anner

2010-07-10T16:22:00.001+02:00

Sometimes you get one of those internet remarks that has WIN written all over it... So, Oprah, Zach thanks you for screwing him!!!

http://imgur.com

Backflip

2010-07-10T16:13:00.002+02:00

Live television and you want to show off... not once, but twice. Good luck finding your dignity

What to watch

2010-07-10T16:06:00.002+02:00

Read the yellow dude... So let's just agree that Family Guy and The Simpsons are brainwashing us

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Yeah, I can see that happening

2010-07-10T15:59:00.002+02:00

for once it's not speculation on fb's part, since there's a lot of overlap between their respective fan/listener bases

http://imgur.com

Mel Gibson

2010-07-10T15:57:00.001+02:00

You've read about his rant, now listen to the word of Mel. He's such a hero

Bad mood?

2010-07-10T14:54:00.002+02:00

But you're out of vocabulary? Let tracebook help you out there. Research department is looking for new elemnts...

http://imgur.com

Canny

2010-07-10T14:48:00.002+02:00

1 question... WHYYYYYY??? What happened to simple paper wrap or aluminum foil? Isn't this extra pollution to the environment?

http://markonefoods.com

Nice rhyme

2010-07-09T23:12:00.001+02:00

Keep it up, pretty soon you'll get - let's see, how many countries were there in the world cup - 32 death threats and a record deal.

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Damn smart

2010-07-09T23:10:00.001+02:00

This reminds me of Pinky and the Brain... This cockatoo is smarter than George Bush!!!

Feed the head

2010-07-09T23:08:00.001+02:00

Other than trying to follow the instruction of the URL, I'm not sure what to do here, just click around

http://www.feedthehead.net

Hmm...

2010-07-09T23:06:00.001+02:00

You need to work on that recognition software of you, facebook... Oh wait, we DO recognize the guy, wasn't his name Dick?

http://imgur.com

Boston Red Sox

2010-07-09T22:54:00.002+02:00

Are you sure about that facebook? I can understand the poker part, but somehow the other suggestion seems a bit off

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Interesting...

2010-07-09T22:47:00.001+02:00

That's the only thing that can be said about this. Anyone care to explain what happened in December 2009?

http://www.google.com

Sounds about right

2010-07-09T22:40:00.002+02:00

So you go to school, you sit down, take out your pen and paper, what's the next thing you do usually?

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Tired Gay succumbs to Dix

2010-07-07T23:54:00.001+02:00

You know damn well that journalist has been waiting all his life to write a headline like that. He can die a happy man now

http://www.reuters.com

Lindsay Lohan goes to jail

2010-07-07T23:50:00.001+02:00

Bring ooooonnn the teaaaaarsssss, yeaaahhh... You and me would probably have to serve like 500 years for what she did.

Faces

2010-07-07T23:45:00.001+02:00

Somewhat weird to look at, but creative nonetheless. You might want to check out his other videos too.

http://www.flickr.com

Doesn't seem right, google

2010-07-07T23:42:00.002+02:00

Go to translate.google.com. translate from Dutch to English. Type in "go netherlands". Read result. And because you're lazy:

http://translate.google.com

Follow her

2010-07-07T23:39:00.002+02:00

And you better make damn sure the Netherlands are going to win. Bribe the refs, bribe Blatter if you have to, that shouldn't be too difficult

http://twitter.com

Nice forecast google

2010-07-07T23:36:00.002+02:00

For the morons among you, google maps is not real time. But they were pretty spot on (pun intended) years before the spill

http://maps.google.com

Here's a smart prank to do

2010-07-07T23:30:00.002+02:00

Look at your watch.

Say, "Oh shit, they're firing up the LHC in a few seconds; we have to check it out because this is their biggest collision ever and they have a live webcam IN the collider."

Rush to the computer and go here. While it's loading say, "Hope we're not late. It's starting literally any second."

Take the joke as far as you want. It can be a great way to get someone to admit a secret they never wanted to tell you until they were about to die.

http://www.easyout.co.uk

Roman candles

2010-07-07T00:43:00.002+02:00

Guys being guys I guess. 1 is too stupid to use his brains, the other one thinks he's using his brains and gives some advice. 4th of July FTW!!!

http://imgur.com

Zip-it

2010-07-07T00:41:00.000+02:00

There's a dead hooker in your drain??? In any case, they just made another sale. I want that shit out of my drain.

Lora got owned

2010-07-07T00:34:00.003+02:00

I'm glad to see that there is at least 1 smart person on FB. Aftermath? Girl deleted everything after Christopher's comment, no rebuttal :(

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Tasty

2010-07-07T00:28:00.001+02:00

Sure, why not. 1 spicy thing can perfectly go hand in hand with the other spicy thing. I mean, you guys don't do that?

http://imgur.com

"I deserve it"

2010-07-07T00:25:00.002+02:00

You know, you would actually wonder what he has to say that he wants to have a talk... I slipped and my dick fell into her vagina?

http://imgur.com

God works in mysterious ways

2010-07-07T00:19:00.002+02:00

And I must say, very mysterious ways if this were the case... Oooorr, we are all in the wrong religion, yes no matter which one

http://imgur.com

What the hell???

2010-07-07T00:15:00.001+02:00

How this appeared in the suggestions is beyond me. I tried it and it's still there. My money is on 4chan

http://imgur.com

They're being sanctioned for this

2010-07-06T20:34:00.003+02:00

Probably because they didn't get their daily quota of dead Muslims... Then again, Ke$ha's song makes sure they wouldn't want to live anymore. Nice tactics Israelis

Wayne, is that you?

2010-07-06T20:31:00.003+02:00

Come to think of it... wouldn't it be much cooler if Google street view cars should only drive around on halloweens

http://maps.google.com

Turtle ass dance

2010-07-06T20:27:00.001+02:00

Shake that thaaaang

Inmate smuggles camera in prison

2010-07-06T20:23:00.002+02:00

Films for 6 months. Captures footage nobody has ever seen before. HBO is going to air the footage as a documentary (premiere, July 14, 2010)... Must see

http://www.thisis50.com

Don't go down that road...

2010-07-06T20:20:00.003+02:00

Nothing good can come of it. Zoom out, road is in... Oh, so many jokes: If you try to get some Beaverhead, you'll end up with nothing but a bloody dick

http://maps.google.com

I giggled

2010-07-06T20:18:00.000+02:00

Mr Cat is annoyed by this goldie oldie meme

Best husband ever

2010-07-06T20:16:00.003+02:00

Personally I don't care much for mayonnaise, and just imagining what body heat would do to it, makes me gag already

http://answers.yahoo.com

Yeah that's a flute alright

2010-07-05T17:29:00.001+02:00

Seems like studying abroad has made this student more stupid or maybe the school back home was just too retarded

http://imgur.com

'sup my ninja

2010-07-05T17:15:00.000+02:00

When did Asians become cool?