Konami code

Pay attention, and you just might be able to amaze your friends. Logon to facebook, and then go to your profile page. On your profile page press: up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Enter. You should be getting a lens flare mode whenever your mouse does an action. Congratulations, you just unlocked the easter egg.

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Good with balls

simply amazing

Facebook Gold

It pretty much comes down to this you dumbasses. They just take your login and passwords

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Friends

They might not appear to be what you think they are

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FBI

Do they place ads in facebook now?

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S&M

Brad had to wiki it first to understand what the rest was talking about... or did he mean...

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Need a date?

Desperately? Let Aunt Joan do the talking for you... Girls will beg to date you

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