Yeah that's a flute alright

Seems like studying abroad has made this student more stupid or maybe the school back home was just too retarded

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'sup my ninja

When did Asians become cool?

No prejudice here

But something tells me Jamie will make a "great" mother... if she lives by the tattoo she put on her side

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So many curious guys

Every second a sucker is born. I haven't tried the link myself, so I'm not going to advise you to do it. Unless you're on somebody else's computer of course :)

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Really?

This one looks rather improbable. Maybe it should rather say "watching sports" as in being a couch potato

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Plausible

Imagine, in a not so distant future, based on all your "likes" they could actually suggest you to lose some weight

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Congratulations

This is probably how you've always imagined it would happen, no? Oh well, at least be happy you're getting a son-in-law

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List of best films...

... of 2011. Yes, you read that right, 2011. The list has already been made. The oscars are probably taken care of as well

http://www.imdb.com

Dog farts are nasty

Judging from the face of this dog

Women

Most likely more dangerous than any radioactive material known to man. Read the material data sheet here

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Band names

Because you've always wondered where they got their names from. Well, in case they weren't stoned or drunk, that is.

http://en.wikipedia.org

Cat dance thing

I can't quite put my finger on it what this is. But those Swedish people sure like their cats weird

http://utl.pt

Poop anyone?

Yahoo answers - the repository for intelligent discourse on the internet. Naah, let's make that the greatest troll community ever

http://answers.yahoo.com

Clash of the brands 2010

The world cup isn't about some pussy fag millionaires running silly chasing a ball. It's basically a 1 month long commercial for sport brands (thx Terence)

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