Oceans

"... and that's why the ocean is so salty and elephants still want payback."

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Prank

you can see it happening from a mile, but the good thing is, she didn't

Father

Joey doesn't seem to like - let alone love - his

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Spiderman

I think I know where he'd like his Peter to Park... her. And daaaaaaiiiiiyyyuuuuuummmm, she looks hot

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Itch

Something tickles me in my back... feels so itchy

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At least 1 guy who can think

For a second I read SCROTUM there, but hey let's not be a troll... just a spelling nazi: it's "sponsors" and it's "ad". Other than that he makes a valid statement

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Frowned

"It's not illegal, just frowned upon... like masturbating on an airplane"

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