And this is why you don't add strangers

Or is it "this is why you don't put slutty pictures on facebook"? It does qualify for SFW porn though

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Too much time and a lack of brains...

... will give you this. The way he fell was still harmless, could have been a lot worse.

While still scrubbing the floor I should hope

She never heard this probably: Q-How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? A-trick question, feminists can't change anything!

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Stig drives a new car

Some say he's got too much time on his hands between series of Top Gear, and that this is where he got the only driving license he's ever had.

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Suuuuuuure it's "thick" milk

Actually, what he SHOULD be worried about is the fact that if he hasn't worked out how to get splooge out of stuff by now, then he's screwed

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Ride the what now???

Got a one more similar: those who are Santa Clara University Master's in Business Administration Graduates are called...

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The customer care service is very supportive at AT&T

I like when customer service show that they are just regular people doing a job, makes me feel like they are on my side.

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