Symptoms

when uncertain, whatever you do, don't go to doctors, just consult facebook... much more accurate

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Terrorists

"Who was the terrorist in Star Wars?" and then a whole discussion of nothing but utter bullshit follows

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Long tongue

well, I guess the title speaks for itself

Gift

You've got to be kidding me

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Douchebags

They always think they know better... grammer? really?

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Conspiracy theory

Trevor is right on top of it

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Upbringing

When case of doubt, turn to non professionals without any credential whatsoever... Hilarity will ensue

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Valentine

Kruise has his own methods and they always work

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