This will sicken you too

Soldier has a debt of $ 800, but is in Iraq. Bank foreclosed his $ 300.000 house to settle the debt and sold it for $ 3.500... You gotta love banks

http://motherjones.com

Assault

Read this from bottom first to top. I bet the judge would react somewhat suprized... Assault by what?

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This will end well

Next update: Ooooooohhhh shiiiiittttt... One after that: I'm in the hospital, and lost both legs

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Are you ready...

For the most badass movie of the century? It's so awesome they even forgot to put Scwarzennegger in it!!!

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Victorian computer

Most detailed and thorough computer modding I've come across so far. The USB stick and the webcam alone are full of win

http://makezine.com

Hot damn, that looks "tasty"

Ok serious now, convenient, yes, but tasty? I thought the concept of Asian food was it's freshness.

http://www.sushipopper.com

How cool is this!!!

I think I need my entire home filled with secret passages

Lucifer

It's strange that this hasn't become to be a groundbreaking classic novel. I guess Shawn Munjo is the pseudonym for Eric Cartman

http://www.amazon.com

Doesn't get any safer than this

Forget expensive locker safes, or complex alarm systems. Let me ask you something, would you even go near this?

http://www.sears.com

Fishing

No daddy, THIS is how you're supposed to fish

Dolph Lundgren

Yeah, I know, he comes off as a total douche, but guess again, he's probably smarter than you... Just read

http://www.dailymail.co.uk

Not sure how to tackle this...

Easy, start with blaming everybody else around, then when it really starts to soak in, start with thinking of a plan of how proceed

http://twitter.com

50 cent

He looks more like a penny now. Background info, he's preparing for a movie roll as a cancer patient

http://www.facebook.com

Talk about lucky

If he were a cat, he's got 8 lives left

Ground zero

Not to be an ass here, but I kinda agree with this guy, but for that matter, I would also disagree on having a church or synagogue there

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Think again

If you're about to do something you're not supposed to do, don't follow Hollywood... That means, don't tell or unfold your plans!!!

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Your tax dollars at work

Maybe one child needs to be left behind, or in this case, several. It would free up money for more useful projects

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Brittany, just stop

Give up, don't bother the effort. If you don't get the subject or topic right, oh well, you might as well listen to Charles. Btw, it's Tourette

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So ironic

Hassan, please learn English first before you submit yourself into further embarrassment.

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