Hot damn, that looks "tasty"

Ok serious now, convenient, yes, but tasty? I thought the concept of Asian food was it's freshness.

http://www.sushipopper.com

How cool is this!!!

I think I need my entire home filled with secret passages

Lucifer

It's strange that this hasn't become to be a groundbreaking classic novel. I guess Shawn Munjo is the pseudonym for Eric Cartman

http://www.amazon.com

Doesn't get any safer than this

Forget expensive locker safes, or complex alarm systems. Let me ask you something, would you even go near this?

http://www.sears.com

Fishing

No daddy, THIS is how you're supposed to fish

Dolph Lundgren

Yeah, I know, he comes off as a total douche, but guess again, he's probably smarter than you... Just read

http://www.dailymail.co.uk

Not sure how to tackle this...

Easy, start with blaming everybody else around, then when it really starts to soak in, start with thinking of a plan of how proceed

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