- Look at your watch.
- Say, "Oh shit, they're firing up the LHC in a few seconds; we have to check it out because this is their biggest collision ever and they have a live webcam IN the collider."
- Rush to the computer and go here. While it's loading say, "Hope we're not late. It's starting literally any second."
- Take the joke as far as you want. It can be a great way to get someone to admit a secret they never wanted to tell you until they were about to die.
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