Ratted out

With friends like these, you really don't need enemies. Although technically it's Mindy who is to blame

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Let's zoom in on that

Really now?!? Are you serious? Well, your child is going to resent you in a more than normal way for the rest of your life

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Tachyon vortex

Yo mama so fat, she created a gravitational tachyon vortex that sends her back and forth in time uncontrollably! Discussion ended.

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How do you explain

Well mom, there's no way you can ever be too clean. I hope for her son this is not going to scar him later on

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Well, that's different

Protip: 1. don't make a comment in which it is made clear she is your mother; 2. Unfriend her... done

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Is that a child right there?

Why yes it is. Would you like her to see both of us naked then? Or just the child. Great parenting here

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Yo momma

What you can't learn from wikipedia. It's just a brief summary, but it will get you started

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Wait, what?!?

Is this her idea of being practical? I don't want to be prude or anything, but this is a bit of a gray area here

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She is a mother of a 20 yr old

And she teaches us that besides labour day, the first of May also marks the beginning of something more fun

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Child support

Somebody give this woman a dictionary or any book with the definition. It's clear she has her priorities sorted out

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Nice picture

Her mom seems to take it up really cool. From what I see, well they seem to be a nice hand full indeed

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So parents are gone

And you decide to take advantage of the situation. Organizing a party at your place would seem cool, until...

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Ohw yeah, that's right

Makes you feel all warm inside, doesn't it. The love is clearly just all over the place

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You should have been there

It was an awful sight... Yeah, I bet it was. Kudos for the creativity and guts, but finishing touch is nowhere close

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Mom rules

If your mom is as witty as this mom, you might want to refrain from adding her to your friends list

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Easter egg

Found it!!! That wasn't too hard, next time try to hide it better. Then again, I guess it was all expected: "from the album..."

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I'll show you how it's done

Just in case you didn't know it yet, and you're retarded, and never have seen a baby in your entire life

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Hijacked

Well, at least we now know how mom would react in the event that... That's not a very funny joke Dan!!!

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Daddy's in charge

This is what happens when mom is gone for a couple of days. They probably washed the dog and put it in the microwave too after this

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Mmm cake

So, when is it actually appropriate to serve this kind of cake. The kid's face is just priceless

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