Finally, the urges will stop

Why would anybody want to buy this? You could of course order them in bulk and deliver it at the Vatican

http://www.blueq.com

It's Japanese

It's a machine, it's for men only (I think) and it gives you pleasure... It's a masturbation machine, WTF Japan

http://www.somjapan.com

Staying classy is sometimes so hard

She should know leopard and tiger prints don't match... Oh and then there are the small big items lying around

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Now here's a cookbook

A cookbook you don't see every day that is. Ingredients are not so hard to come by (whoaaah, what a pun there)

http://www.lulu.com

Hmm, let's see what to do this Sunday...

Oh here is something interesting... Uh what??? Yes you read that right, it's legit and it's real

http://sfgate.com

Here bunny, bunny

Unlike Ryan, I do want to know the details. As for the solution, I like Blake's proposal, but only if I can be the bunny

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Oh that reminds me...

To buy a bookshelf huh. Or was it to buy a condiments rack? Just say: you need to go fap now

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National?

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Why???

Oh please yes, teach out about those aromatic smelling trees. How... what... I don't... wait, what???

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And this...

... is why you keep your fantasies private. Shaun crashed and burned. Never had the chance to properly fly

http://tinypic.com

I wonder why it hurts

Shortly after this message Katie's boyfriend replied with "carpal tunnel syndrome is acting up, hand and wrist are hurting"

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Get geared

To go back to college. College is not for studying? Wish somebody would have told me that.

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And this is why you don't add strangers

Or is it "this is why you don't put slutty pictures on facebook"? It does qualify for SFW porn though

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Suuuuuuure it's "thick" milk

Actually, what he SHOULD be worried about is the fact that if he hasn't worked out how to get splooge out of stuff by now, then he's screwed

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Who?

What are you trying to tell me facebook? Could you be more specific? Regardless, I wasn't aware that fapping is an actual word

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I can see where you went wrong

I don't know about the rest of you, but this would be a whole lot more fun to read if it was just 1 group

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Amazon

Customers who bought this item, also bought... Oh wait, I missed "Frequently bought together"

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What am I?

From the looks of his face, we might add suicidal as a future answer, if not constipated... but that's almost the same, right

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Korn

Hmm, you might want to read that again before posting it. At this point I'm entirely imagining something quite different

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Captcha

Are you for real? I need to do that before I can proceed? Crap, need to recharge for half an hour before next post then

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