Ohwwwkaaay...

Fun things to do with... Wait, what??? Has to be a one shot one hit, because practice... Forget it.

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Sore boobs

For a change the question seems legit. I do hope however this girl believes that answer and ends up going to see her doctor

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No prejudice here

But something tells me Jamie will make a "great" mother... if she lives by the tattoo she put on her side

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Congratulations

This is probably how you've always imagined it would happen, no? Oh well, at least be happy you're getting a son-in-law

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I want to have

Technically, isn't that an abortion then? Oh wait, this is so she can keep her boyfriend without all the consequences

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Pregnant...

With excitement!!! The word "pregnant" is not something one should use lightly, especially when still living with parents

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Let's zoom in on that

Really now?!? Are you serious? Well, your child is going to resent you in a more than normal way for the rest of your life

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Responsibility

Not something that is taught anymore nowadays. At the rate he's going, I wouldn't be surprised if he'd end up with some STD

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Rebound

Probably not an action he thought over. Yes the post and the action itself. And now everybody knows what kind of a douche he is

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The face palm is appropriate

Not only because it takes like 500 years to decipher what she's saying, but also because of the fact that teen pregnancy seems very normal nowadays

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"I'm pregnant"

Translation (I happen to speak a little dumbass): "Too shitty man! wtf I'm pregnant bitches have nothing to do in life but conversate on me! I guess motherfuckers want to start rumors about me. LMAO I laugh at these hoes

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Pregnant

Once more readers, this might seem innocent, but facebook is becoming nothing more than a data mining company that is selling your info to 3^rd parties

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Easter egg

Found it!!! That wasn't too hard, next time try to hide it better. Then again, I guess it was all expected: "from the album..."

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Yeah, let's eat babies

I kinda lost my appetite, trying to imagine a pink frosted cookie with eyes, but clearly Cynthia and ArJay disagree with me

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Well, is it possible?

Obvious answer for the first WTF question: no, because black people don't swim. For second one, why would you even want to do that???

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Be careful guys

Again, the 3 seconds it takes to wear the jacket, beats a lifetime pretending you like the girl... and trust me, popularity does not make you immune to this

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Matching

Whaddayakno, couples do tend to look more like each other. Now just the manboobs for him and some tattoos for her...

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2 predictor sticks

Good lord, I hope Jennifer never reproduces

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Biology fail

Biology class must have been hard on him... Poor kids though, getting his genes

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Can you say "job security"?

That's for sure a status update that is bound to draw attention and questions, as opposed to the warm samples

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