Can't untangle it all anymore?

Yes, it does get a little bit more complex nowadays. Here's the explanation in the iPod language

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iPad

How to gather 40.000 stupid people in 1 week

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Apple

That's what customer CARE is all about

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A Mac is just not for everybody

Took her 3 minutes to go from excitement to depression

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