Super zoom

As opposed to the 3x zoom. He thinks he's on to something: "Why did nobody ever think of making a lens that can zoom?"

http://imgur.com

What a view

Had to look twice there to figure out what was odd... but then I shat bricks, and you will too, as does...

http://imgur.com

Say what?

Good to know that I no longer need to have a balanced diet.

http://i.imgur.com/nAcbY.jpg