http://imgur.com
Sunday, February 28, 2010
Math
You can tell facebook has been established by a college drop out by looking at how the most simple calculation fails... Check first link en compare with second link
http://imgur.com 1
http://imgur.com 2
Saturday, February 27, 2010
Find God
"God is the truth and every religion in the world has a small piece of His truth, there is a higher power... I found that out frying balls"
http://imgur.com
Fat Cat
Fat Cat's photos - The legend of Fat Cat. Seriously, what are they feeding him
http://www.facebook.com
Nike
Oh Nike, you were so naive... I'm pretty sure he has somebody doing that for him
http://imgur.com
Friday, February 26, 2010
Twilight
I myself have not seen the movie, so I'll refrain from any stupid remarks. I'll let the thread do the work this time
http://imgur.com
Profile
You dress up, hang out with some girlfriends, take pictures and share the world to show them what they missed... or is it what you missed?
http://imgur.com
Healthcare
Congressman Kucinich, can you please... You are my last hope, sir. While we're at it, could you also...
http://imgur.com
Status updates
Sometimes "It's complicated" just doesn't cut it when you're a girl who's around the block
http://imgur.com
Suicide
Teacher killed herself 'after ex-boyfriend posted naked pictures of her on Facebook'... nuff said
http://www.dailymail.co.uk
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Interesting
"Hey, I added you because you looked familiar..." <- that stuff actually works?
http://imgur.com
Pussy
"Norman, you look so sharp in that uniform. You're going to be up to your neck in pussy!"
"Thanks, Mom."
"Thanks, Mom."
Groups
You're just not meant to leave some groups... I'm guessing this activity has become increasingly popular
http://imgur.com
Fan
You become always somewhat disappointed or surprised when you go through your friend's profile on facebook
http://imgur.com
Nickleback
I must have missed something. Apparently Nickleback sucks balls, at least if you count the fans of this group
http://www.facebook.com
Facebook group
Finally a group and/or cause I can relate to. Well defined and very to the point
http://imgur.com
Asians
They do everything differently... and then there are the very different asians, for whom even sitting has to be a challenge
http://imgur.com
Avatar
Merchandising gone way over the edge. Btw, didn't they do "it" with their ponytail thingies? And if not, wouldn't it have to be a ginormous vagina?
http://imgur.com
How to...
... ruin someone's life through Chatroulette and then the finishing touch with facebook
http://imgur.com
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
Fan page
This guy took over a group, changed the cause of the group, its title and description, and waits for what ensues.
http://imgur.com
A quick bath
Ever seen what it would be like to sit in a tub with quicksilver? Picture of 1972, by National Geography
http://imgur.com
Monday, February 22, 2010
Jesus
saying it's a touchdown? or more like "I caught a fish this big"? Pic was taken in USA, where churches clearly don't know what to do with their money
http://imgur.com
Captcha
I couldn't tell what facebook wanted from me, so I just typed this, and apparently, this is what facebook was looking for... WTF
http://imgur.com
Upbringing
It's not as easy as you would think it is. Bethany is sure Child Services are going to stay away from her house
http://imgur.com
Sunday, February 21, 2010
Ben Quayle
Son of Dan Quayle is running for Congress. Somehow I'm not sure he should maintain his profile pic with a bong on facebook though
http://www.facebook.com
Oh shiiiit
Not the thing you would like to see up high in the sky. And this is what happened next.
http://imgur.com
Panda bear
there is the hard way, there is the commando way, and then there is the copando way... Fuck this shit and let's roll
http://imgur.com
Saturday, February 20, 2010
Spiderman
I think I know where he'd like his Peter to Park... her. And daaaaaaiiiiiyyyuuuuuummmm, she looks hot
http://imgur.com
At least 1 guy who can think
For a second I read SCROTUM there, but hey let's not be a troll... just a spelling nazi: it's "sponsors" and it's "ad". Other than that he makes a valid statement
http://imgur.com
Friday, February 19, 2010
Panda bear
Copando watching you from the river, ready to move and go for the kill (reminds me of this)
http://imgur.com
Obama
"As far as I'm concerned, he's a foreigner. I'm also convinced that he is a Muslim and therefore a terrorist". Art is on a roll
http://imgur.com
Obama
He's going to move Christmas... If you believed that, you should stop coming back to this site
http://www.facebook.com
A simple mindtrick
If you tilt your head back and pretend you're shaking a salt shaker into your mouth, you will actually taste salt... hilarity ensues
Avatar's director
Some of you might say "Avatar, that's a great story" and then I would reply "yeah, pretty much like Dances with Wolves or this...
http://imgur.com
Avatar in facebook style
Yeah you know, the shitty movie you have to overpay just to watch the special effects
http://imgur.com
Thursday, February 18, 2010
Konami code
Pay attention, and you just might be able to amaze your friends. Logon to facebook, and then go to your profile page. On your profile page press: up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Enter. You should be getting a lens flare mode whenever your mouse does an action. Congratulations, you just unlocked the easter egg.
http://imgur.com
Facebook Gold
It pretty much comes down to this you dumbasses. They just take your login and passwords
http://imgur.com
S&M
Brad had to wiki it first to understand what the rest was talking about... or did he mean...
http://imgur.com
Need a date?
Desperately? Let Aunt Joan do the talking for you... Girls will beg to date you
http://imgur.com
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
Haiti
Oooh (s)he's going to be really surprised finding the bill at the end of the month. AT&T is going to be more than happy
http://imgur.com
Mark Zuckerberg
Is not a Harvard Alum, but a dropout... thief too, considering he got the whole facebook thing from his friends
http://imgur.com
Oral sex
Remember the incident where an entire encyclopedia was banned in all schools because it contained the entry "oral sex"? Caused quite a stir on facebook
http://imgur.com
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
Winner
From what I can see she looks cute... the girl in the green t-shirt behind the mountain that is
http://imgur.com
Fan
John is a fan of fleshlight. If you don't know what it is, I suggest you google it
http://imgur.com
Smoking
Yeah it's probably going to be the jackhammers that will have an effect on her unborn child
http://imgur.com
Unusual
But ok, if it works for him, that's fine... The words "Christian" and "JIZZ" kinda made me laugh for a second
http://imgur.com
Oh those moms
This lady was ranting about in an email to her son, when she found out he became fan off...
http://imgur.com
On the 12th day of Christmas
... facebook gave to me... This is the danger of having too many "friends"
http://imgur.com
Facebook gold
If you have it, you're just stupid coz you've just been scammed. Facebook Gold is a hoax. Facebook doesn't charge anything.
http://imgur.com
Monday, February 15, 2010
Symptoms
when uncertain, whatever you do, don't go to doctors, just consult facebook... much more accurate
http://imgur.com
Terrorists
"Who was the terrorist in Star Wars?" and then a whole discussion of nothing but utter bullshit follows
http://imgur.com
Upbringing
When case of doubt, turn to non professionals without any credential whatsoever... Hilarity will ensue
http://imgur.com
Sunday, February 14, 2010
Saturday, February 13, 2010
It all started with the Big Bang
History of the universe in facebook style... tomorrow the sequel
http://imgur.com
Penis
"I love me some penis"... Yeah but your pastor doesn't quite care for it Sarah
http://www.imageshack.us
Friday, February 12, 2010
Heated driveway
This is what happens when you become friends with your physics professor.
http://imgur.com
Ku klux klan
Not sure whether this guy is trying to be funny or not, but it sure is racial
http://imgur.com
Hexacopter
Most likely the coolest innovation since the invention of the helicopter... Predator drone anyone?
Police or mob
Facebook doesn't quite care, just put both ads on the same page, who cares
http://imgur.com
Facebook application
This new application looks promising and on its way to kick farmville's ass
http://imgur.com
Thursday, February 11, 2010
Creative video
This has to be one of the most creative videos I've seen lately. I would have posted it here, but facebook (where it was posted originally) doesn't allow it. Try to sport the hidden logos.
http://www.facebook.com
Single again
Andy knows how to move smoothly. It just keeps getting better and better
http://imgur.com
Crash and burn
"Look, I've been thinking... and it's time for us to take things to the next step... I really like you and I know you like me too..." Poor guy, didn't see it coming
http://imgur.com
Breast cancer
Remember a while ago that women were told to post the color of their bra to raise breast cancer awareness? Here's an outtake of those colors...
http://imgur.com
Satellites
Just to give you an idea how many there are hoovering up there... Russia seems to be having more junk than actually working stuff
http://imgur.com
Universe
"With as many stars as I have tatooed on my body, I can make you feel like you just fucked the universe"
http://imgur.com
Peeking Palin
Not quite what you were thinking boys, just read the "Sarah Palin" entry below
http://www.nytimes.com
Sarah Palin
As retarded as a Toyota... A couple of days ago she got caught peeking scribbles on her hand at a speech (apparently she can't do that either, let alone debate), words among others were: energy, tax cuts, budget and lift American spirits (hard to remember huh)
http://www.facebook.com
Bagel
I think he should have gone for the Blue Ray... everybody knows that a regular DVD and a bagel don't go well together
http://imgur.com
GooGoo Gaga
Wonder how long it took him/her to come up with a "smart" joke like that
http://imgur.com
Valentine
A new social mapping application developed by XibYa wishes to turn the upcoming Valentine’s Day into an opportunity for singles to meet other singles.
http://www.facebook.com
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Marriage
This is Marianne's so called husband... I thought marriage was sacred
http://www.photobucket.com
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
Star Wars
So by now you should know that the voice of Darth Vader was done by James Earl Jones. Ever wondered what Vader's voice would sound like if they didn't alter it?
White House
Remember those party crashers at the White House? Here's their album
http://www.facebook.com
Jesus and earth
"That pic looked photoshopped... looks fake". Nooooooo, really? Ya think?
http://imgur.com
Buried alive
Not sure whether I should laugh or feel sorry for this guy. But not noticing you're being lifted while you're asleep must mean you're really drunk I guess. Ohw, 1 small note, being buried alive is his biggest fear...
Monday, February 8, 2010
Prom
It's always so nice if your parents approve of your relationship... Finding out is even better
http://imgur.com
Harry Potter?
Anyone? I can see why Hermione is popular, but seriously, nobody wants HP?
http://imgur.com
Wanted
Oldie, but goldie: Wanted, a tall well-built woman with good reputation, who can cook frogs legs
http://imgur.com
Dodging a bullet
Looks like Time just did it and lived to see another day. Talk about priorities
http://www.flickr.com
New layout
Facebook just got 6 years old and like any other 6 year old, they need to be childish and revamp the layout... AGAIN!!!
http://modularinternetmarketing.com
Sunday, February 7, 2010
Easy money
OK, listen up and pay attention. I know this is usually not what I ask from you, given the fact that your attention span is as short as a few microseconds, but you just might thank me for it. It has come to my attention that paypal is distributing free cash through its application. Sounds too good to be true? Thought so too, but after a bit of googling it seems that it's legit. So this is what you do:
1. Install the PayPal Wishlist application (click on "I have read the notice")
2. Press "Create new wishlist"
3. Choose 5 items
4. Click "Save and share this wishlist" -> You should be earning 1 USD now
5. For every friend that joins, PayPal will transfer an additional 1 USD with a maximum of 100 USD per PayPal account
This seems to fit the scheme of Paypal to promote their method of paying in South East Asia, since only PP accounts from India, Indonesia, Korea, Malaysia, Philippines, Thailand, Singapore and Vietnam are eligible to join. But then again, there is nothing that witholds you from making a PP account in those countries is there ;) Be fast, I can imagine that this won't be on for a long time. Good luck!!!
1. Install the PayPal Wishlist application (click on "I have read the notice")
2. Press "Create new wishlist"
3. Choose 5 items
4. Click "Save and share this wishlist" -> You should be earning 1 USD now
5. For every friend that joins, PayPal will transfer an additional 1 USD with a maximum of 100 USD per PayPal account
This seems to fit the scheme of Paypal to promote their method of paying in South East Asia, since only PP accounts from India, Indonesia, Korea, Malaysia, Philippines, Thailand, Singapore and Vietnam are eligible to join. But then again, there is nothing that witholds you from making a PP account in those countries is there ;) Be fast, I can imagine that this won't be on for a long time. Good luck!!!
The year has just begun...
... but I'm pretty sure this will make it to become shot of the year. Monta Ellis shoots and scores from behind the board
Social media
The difference between LinkedIn, Facebook and Twitter. LinkedIn? That still exists???
http://www.hubspot.com
Demographics
I'm starting to get the impression that parents are more on facebook than youngsters
http://imgur.com
Vaginas
Tyra Banks is interviewing 5 women about their vaginas. Between the 5 of them, there are 10 vaginas. Yes you read that right. Each woman was blessed – or cursed, as the case may be – with two vaginas.
We need cops
Preferably those who have excellent MS Paint skills. If you can do photoshop, we'll make you even commissioner
http://imgur.com
Texans
We should ignore them. So here's to you Bush, Armstrong, Jamie Foxx and Renée Zellweger. I'd rather not ignore Jennifer Love Hewitt though
http://imgur.com
Stop Barack Obama
Stay classy now facebook group... Unless he's giving that kid the death ray look of course
http://imgur.com
Saturday, February 6, 2010
Profile picture
Sure... "Jake didn't post this picture". I think Jake is just coming out of the closet
http://imgur.com
Cougars
Yes they can sneak up on their prey too. Nonetheless to quote Trevor: Nice cannons
http://imgur.com
Cursing on facebook
Keeping it clean, it's like the Vatican calling names at each other
http://imgur.com
Long time no see
You know these suggestions facebook makes when you haven't been in touch with somebody for a while? They just got more creative
http://imgur.com
Farmville
Most popular game on facebook, and right now it makes me consider of leaving facebook altogether.
http://www.imageshack.us
Weapons and arms in school
Depending on where you go to school at, in which neighbourhood etc², I guess this could be useful
http://www.facebook.com
Oooohhhwwwwkaaaayyyyy
I'm gonna have to go with prank here... But I guess over 1300 people thought it was serious
http://www.facebook.com
Really facebook?
Are you sure you want to keep this account? Read the description on the left in case you've missed it
http://www.facebook.com
Satan
With Zuckerberg as master thief and lurker, I'm guessing we couldn't let Satan out on having his own account
http://imgur.com
Thursday, February 4, 2010
The most epic action scene you will ever see
It's not so much the bad acting, but more the awesome scenario that makes this scene so epic... I had WTF moments on 1:35, 2:05 and 4:46
Weightloss
Technically she probably does want to lose some weight, only just after a certain period of time I guess
http://www.photobucket.com
She's not furry
For those who don't know what Groundhog day is: it's a holiday celebrated on February 2. It is held in the United States and Canada. According to folklore, if a groundhog emerging from its burrow on this day fails to see its shadow, it will leave the burrow, signifying that winter will soon end. If on the other hand, the groundhog sees its shadow, the groundhog will supposedly retreat into its burrow, and winter will continue for six more weeks.
wikipedia
Snowball fight
Between the hot wars Iraq and Afghanistan there's always time for a bit of cold war
http://www.flickr.com
If you see it...
You'll shit bricks. How does he do it, and no, it's not photoshopped
http://www.imgur.com
Suicide
So this guy kills his son and commits suicide after that, but 8 hours after the bodies were discovered a farewell note was posted on facebook
http://www.dailymail.co.uk
What are the odds
Remember the prank wars between Streeter and Amir? Well these kids decided to pull one on their teacher. He wasn't supposed to make the impossible shot, so there never were tickets for NCAA of which he was told he could win
What are the odds
So this reporter was covering the story of the prank above gone "wrong"... See what happens
Teen
That's when you're in the age where normal communication is practically non-existent
http://www.imgur.com
What are the odds
to find a double yolk egg? 1 in 1.000. The odds of finding all eggs in a box of 6 to be double yolked? Just read... She better bought the lottery that day
http://www.telegraph.co.uk
Read "Plot"
How is this going to make a good movie? The lying and stealing aspect of Zuckerberg may be a good story to tell I guess
http://www.imdb.com
Bridal shop
Ladies and gentlemen, may I present you the best and most beautiful website ever designed. I hope for Yvette it's hacked
http://yvettesbridalformal.com
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
Headline of the year
I know the year just started, but this headline is just priceless. Heck, this might be in the running for the headline of the century
http://i.imgur.com
Jonathan Lipnicki
Remember the kid in Jerry Macguire or Stuart Little? Apparently Conan has been making jokes about him and now he (Conan) is gone, this is his (Jonathan's) reaction
http://imgur.com
WTF is this???
I would greatly appreciate if somebody could tell me what kind of a vegetable or fruit this is. It reminds me of those mathematical fractal structures. Leave the solution to the riddle in the comments section
Models
Not what most horny guys are thinking. This guy made a piece of art of his models
http://www.flickr.com
Oh those moms
They sometimes actually come up with ingenious solutions. Why didn't I think of that
http://imgur.com
iPad
And the jokes just keep on flowing. Wonder what Apple was thinking when they were coming up with that name
http://imgur.com
Spammer
Hard to keep track of all your multiple identities if you're a spammer. Sometimes you don't even realize you're spamming your own account
http://imgur.com
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
Smiling dog
Every time this dog sees its owner it starts to smile. I could have done without the dramatic background music, but ok
Good cause
Now here's a cause we can all stand behind. Group seems to be from Belgium, but let's admit, this can go worldwide
http://www.facebook.com
Happy palindrome day
Although I do realize I'm a bit late for this, I'd like to point it out anyway
http://www.imgur.com
Monday, February 1, 2010
Stupidity
This proves that stupidity has no boundaries... 1,3 million people and counting
http://www.facebook.com
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