tracebook: 2010

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Family ties

It's good that Jimmy didn't meet her before Brian did, or something very WTF would have happened

http://imgur.com

Ever seen a train lay its own track?

You know, after having seen this, I have to say those Belgians are like millions of years ahead of Americans where everything is still done by hand!!!

Yeah, I can see that happening

Because you know, he's equally sweet and all. Or is there something else I'm missing here?

http://imgur.com

Aaaaarghhh!!!

It's nicely done and all that, but somehow it does come across as creepy. Kill it with fire!!!

http://imgur.com

Context please

WTF is this diagram trying to teach me to do??? I can't think of a situation where one would do this willingly

http://imgur.com

Get yours today!!!

For all those hard to reach areas... Wipes 'em & wipes 'em. I mean, what's not to like about this product

http://imgur.com

Wedding

I wonder what the theme was of the wedding... Looks funny though. Oh lookie, seems they invited Hitler too

http://www.mergeweddings.com

Sunday, July 18, 2010

Trouble ahead

Not only is Kim a slut who nobody will want, but I'm fairly sure she's about to lose her job as well

http://imgur.com

Wii music

Not quite what you think, but very creative anyway

Psycho?

To say the very least. Can this be considered as a weird way of stalking? One can only wonder why he left Kayla

http://imgur.com

Education? So overrated!!!

At least to these bunch. And if you're wondering yourself, it goes through more than 1 continent

http://imgur.com

Produce of Holland

Well, that's what it says in fine prints at least. So is it safe to say Dutch people DON'T have taste?

http://imgur.com

Bible

Truly a treasure case with hidden gems like these. And the key to be a good christian is to take this literally, people!!!

http://www.biblegateway.com

Ohwwwkaaay...

Fun things to do with... Wait, what??? Has to be a one shot one hit, because practice... Forget it.

http://www.inhabitots.com

Saturday, July 17, 2010

Girl

So, I met this girl on facebook... and I think she's legit and she might be the one. I'll totally give her my credit card

http://imgur.com

Too much time

a camera, some matches and a gun, give you this

Have I got news for you!!!

At first I definitely saw dancers, but then, I put myself to re-orientation camp and nooowww...

http://imgur.com

Giraffe and a donkey

Have you ever seen a giraffe try to have sex with a donkey. Most likely not. Believe me it goes very difficult

http://imgur.com

WTF

In Canada if your looking for a real estate developer you call WTF. Yes, you read that right

http://www.wtfgroup.com

Travelling cool

Luggage all look the same nowadays, so you might want to put an extra distinctive marker. Here's some stickers you might to put on

http://www.geekosystem.com

Awkward family pet photo

Wouldn't we all wish we would have a cougar as a pet when we were kids. The other pics are just too weird to comprehend

http://www.msnbc.msn.com

Suggestive

Whow Facebook. When someone lists "women" as an "interest" you sure know how to pic an icon!

http://imgur.com

Friday, July 16, 2010

Wrapping a gift cat

The ultimate proof that cats are genetically selected with the "I don't give fuck" gene

Oh Heather

I would like to imagine that Heather went out and turned her garden upside down in a full rubber suit

http://imgur.com

Odd website

Nice animation and all, but to what purpose does this site serve? I can't put it in any category but the WTF one

http://hoogerbrugge.com

Fun bags

So basically, the more you drink, the smaller the initial looks of your bust will be? Doesn't matter, I'd still drink it

http://nymag.com

French bullfighting

not as gruesome and torturing as the Spanish version

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Father of the year

Commemorating the first birthday of his kid... Yeah, sure, let's just go with that. It makes him look less like a total douche

http://imgur.com

Undercover karaoke

Jewel, one of the few who can actually sing. Other singers don't really dare to do this, since there is no computer altering helping them

Trying to say something?

No, facebook, I really don't feel like doing that. It might get me in trouble, but thank you for your thoughts

http://imgur.com

I'm not sure that's a good idea, fb

Maybe when they're older I'll join that group, but for now it seems a bit risky... Or wait, ooooohhh nice try FBI

http://imgur.com

Complete zen

Forget about monks breaking bricks, doing triple flips while mastering some weapon. THESE guys know what ultimate meditation is

http://imgur.com

Yeah, but what if you swallow one

Simple, then you don't have to wipe your ass. Not sure whether it will clog the pipes though

http://lifehacker.com

Unreal parking

I want an option to have my car washed while it's parked in there. That would be cool... and then you come back to see you left your rear windows open.

http://www.woehr.de

Friggin' genius!!!

I've been told that this doesn't work on IE (who uses that anyway) nor Opera. Works on Firefox and Chrome though

http://unevengoogle.com

You will be confused

It's so compelling to perceive this according to what you are used to expect

Gillette...

The best a man can get! Remember that commercial? Well, now they've embarked upon a new venture: making cars

http://www.futurecarreports.com

Purple forest

Looks like BP was investigating grape drink for an alternative fuel source and fucked up that part of the world as well

http://maps.google.com

A virginity read

So when and how did celebrities lose their virginity? Probably a question that has been playing in your dirty minds

http://www.thedailybeast.com

Hmmm

Never knew it was going to be this surprising. Type in hmmm in google, go to images, see what the result is.

http://www.google.com

The devil in you

Whether you're evil remains to be seen, but what is sure is that you're horny, and you really want to have your way with this girl

http://www.thedevilinyou.com

Monday, July 12, 2010

Panda

What do you mean panda??? That's a friggin' blue fin tunafish. Get your animals right Dina. You just sound stupid

http://imgur.com

Ridin solo

This kid has NO IDEA how embarrassed ~~he's~~ his kids are going to be by these videos some day...

Just hanging

Well, at least we now know that it's true that Scottish guys don't wear any underwear under their quilt

http://imgur.com

Whow

Did a bit of research for you guys, Negros is an island in the Philippines. And in the Philippines they speak English too... I knew it wasn't what I thought it was

http://imgur.com

Because we rule, that's why

But to tell you the truth, I think those Martian girls are not bad either, or maybe those chicks of Alpha Centauri

http://www.facebook.com

Lebron

Yeah, his policies are just low. Denise, please read more or watch better programs on TV, because this is just... terrible

http://imgur.com

Many who like...

We're not familiar with Islam, but wasn't gambling haram (against Islamic rules). Or is Allah as a big of a gamble as poker?

http://imgur.com

The force of chipmunks

Give a photographer some nuts and Star Wars action figures and he'll put chipmunks to work on being awesome... I LOL'd

http://starwarfigure.com

Ichiro Suzuki

made quite an impact on this girl. Commentator nailed it with his comments though :)

Sore boobs

For a change the question seems legit. I do hope however this girl believes that answer and ends up going to see her doctor

http://answers.yahoo.com

Check out the 2^nd pic

Are my eyelashes ok? Right then... George Micheal getting ready to head off to the local public toilet

http://www.amazon.com

Don't shit your pants

Back to the 80's it is. Type the commands and get the achievements.

Oh that girl has a nice ass...

Think again. Imagine meeting a girl and taking her home just to take off her pants and finding one of these things...

http://www.lovemybubbles.com

His name...

was just a pun waiting to happen. It would have been more epic if he would have taken his car and decided to go for a ride

http://news.bbc.co.uk

Sunday, July 11, 2010

Jehova's witnesses

Personally I have to admit that it has been a while ago that they knocked on my door, but I know what to do next time

http://imgur.com

Femskin

A whole lot of WTF going around here. One can only wonder who the target market is

Geology is for nerds?

Guess again... This has got to be the coolest thing you have ever seen. Now we just have to find the guy who lives there: Superman

http://www.abovetopsecret.com

Supermodels

In case you're not up to date with what's going on in fashion, there is a new definition of beautiful

http://ninemsn.com.au

Not the smartest

This lake didn't get the best grades when it was just a puddle, so it ended being not really popular among the locals

http://maps.google.com

BP

Pretty spot on if you ask me. 2012 is approaching with the speed of BP's reaction to the spill 5Thx to Terence)

What's the purpose of that, Google?

Something might be wrong here... It's cool to see that the road is, uhh, nothing like that at all

http://maps.google.com

Saturday, July 10, 2010

Zach Anner

Sometimes you get one of those internet remarks that has WIN written all over it... So, Oprah, Zach thanks you for screwing him!!!

http://imgur.com

Backflip

Live television and you want to show off... not once, but twice. Good luck finding your dignity

What to watch

Read the yellow dude... So let's just agree that Family Guy and The Simpsons are brainwashing us

http://imgur.com

Yeah, I can see that happening

for once it's not speculation on fb's part, since there's a lot of overlap between their respective fan/listener bases

http://imgur.com

Mel Gibson

You've read about his rant, now listen to the word of Mel. He's such a hero

Bad mood?

But you're out of vocabulary? Let tracebook help you out there. Research department is looking for new elemnts...

http://imgur.com

Canny

1 question... WHYYYYYY??? What happened to simple paper wrap or aluminum foil? Isn't this extra pollution to the environment?

http://markonefoods.com

Friday, July 9, 2010

Nice rhyme

Keep it up, pretty soon you'll get - let's see, how many countries were there in the world cup - 32 death threats and a record deal.

http://imgur.com

Damn smart

This reminds me of Pinky and the Brain... This cockatoo is smarter than George Bush!!!

Feed the head

Other than trying to follow the instruction of the URL, I'm not sure what to do here, just click around

http://www.feedthehead.net

Hmm...

You need to work on that recognition software of you, facebook... Oh wait, we DO recognize the guy, wasn't his name Dick?

http://imgur.com

Boston Red Sox

Are you sure about that facebook? I can understand the poker part, but somehow the other suggestion seems a bit off

http://imgur.com

Interesting...

That's the only thing that can be said about this. Anyone care to explain what happened in December 2009?

http://www.google.com

Sounds about right

So you go to school, you sit down, take out your pen and paper, what's the next thing you do usually?

http://imgur.com

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Tired Gay succumbs to Dix

You know damn well that journalist has been waiting all his life to write a headline like that. He can die a happy man now

http://www.reuters.com

Lindsay Lohan goes to jail

Bring ooooonnn the teaaaaarsssss, yeaaahhh... You and me would probably have to serve like 500 years for what she did.

Faces

Somewhat weird to look at, but creative nonetheless. You might want to check out his other videos too.

http://www.flickr.com

Doesn't seem right, google

Go to translate.google.com. translate from Dutch to English. Type in "go netherlands". Read result. And because you're lazy:

http://translate.google.com

Follow her

And you better make damn sure the Netherlands are going to win. Bribe the refs, bribe Blatter if you have to, that shouldn't be too difficult

http://twitter.com

Nice forecast google

For the morons among you, google maps is not real time. But they were pretty spot on (pun intended) years before the spill

http://maps.google.com

Here's a smart prank to do

Look at your watch.

Say, "Oh shit, they're firing up the LHC in a few seconds; we have to check it out because this is their biggest collision ever and they have a live webcam IN the collider."

Rush to the computer and go here. While it's loading say, "Hope we're not late. It's starting literally any second."

Take the joke as far as you want. It can be a great way to get someone to admit a secret they never wanted to tell you until they were about to die.

http://www.easyout.co.uk

Roman candles

Guys being guys I guess. 1 is too stupid to use his brains, the other one thinks he's using his brains and gives some advice. 4th of July FTW!!!

http://imgur.com

Zip-it

There's a dead hooker in your drain??? In any case, they just made another sale. I want that shit out of my drain.

Lora got owned

I'm glad to see that there is at least 1 smart person on FB. Aftermath? Girl deleted everything after Christopher's comment, no rebuttal :(

http://imgur.com

Tasty

Sure, why not. 1 spicy thing can perfectly go hand in hand with the other spicy thing. I mean, you guys don't do that?

http://imgur.com

"I deserve it"

You know, you would actually wonder what he has to say that he wants to have a talk... I slipped and my dick fell into her vagina?

http://imgur.com

God works in mysterious ways

And I must say, very mysterious ways if this were the case... Oooorr, we are all in the wrong religion, yes no matter which one

http://imgur.com

What the hell???

How this appeared in the suggestions is beyond me. I tried it and it's still there. My money is on 4chan

http://imgur.com

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

They're being sanctioned for this

Probably because they didn't get their daily quota of dead Muslims... Then again, Ke$ha's song makes sure they wouldn't want to live anymore. Nice tactics Israelis

Wayne, is that you?

Come to think of it... wouldn't it be much cooler if Google street view cars should only drive around on halloweens

http://maps.google.com

Inmate smuggles camera in prison

Films for 6 months. Captures footage nobody has ever seen before. HBO is going to air the footage as a documentary (premiere, July 14, 2010)... Must see

http://www.thisis50.com

Don't go down that road...

Nothing good can come of it. Zoom out, road is in... Oh, so many jokes: If you try to get some Beaverhead, you'll end up with nothing but a bloody dick

http://maps.google.com

I giggled

Mr Cat is annoyed by this goldie oldie meme

Best husband ever

Personally I don't care much for mayonnaise, and just imagining what body heat would do to it, makes me gag already

http://answers.yahoo.com

Monday, July 5, 2010

Yeah that's a flute alright

Seems like studying abroad has made this student more stupid or maybe the school back home was just too retarded

http://imgur.com

No prejudice here

But something tells me Jamie will make a "great" mother... if she lives by the tattoo she put on her side

http://imgur.com

So many curious guys

Every second a sucker is born. I haven't tried the link myself, so I'm not going to advise you to do it. Unless you're on somebody else's computer of course :)

http://imgur.com

Really?

This one looks rather improbable. Maybe it should rather say "watching sports" as in being a couch potato

http://imgur.com

Plausible

Imagine, in a not so distant future, based on all your "likes" they could actually suggest you to lose some weight

http://imgur.com

Congratulations

This is probably how you've always imagined it would happen, no? Oh well, at least be happy you're getting a son-in-law

http://imgur.com

List of best films...

... of 2011. Yes, you read that right, 2011. The list has already been made. The oscars are probably taken care of as well

http://www.imdb.com

Women

Most likely more dangerous than any radioactive material known to man. Read the material data sheet here

http://imgur.com

Band names

Because you've always wondered where they got their names from. Well, in case they weren't stoned or drunk, that is.

http://en.wikipedia.org

Cat dance thing

I can't quite put my finger on it what this is. But those Swedish people sure like their cats weird

http://utl.pt

Poop anyone?

Yahoo answers - the repository for intelligent discourse on the internet. Naah, let's make that the greatest troll community ever

http://answers.yahoo.com

Clash of the brands 2010

The world cup isn't about some pussy fag millionaires running silly chasing a ball. It's basically a 1 month long commercial for sport brands (thx Terence)

http://imgur.com

Sunday, July 4, 2010

This going to be a bit of a read here. Since quite a while you can see with what device you or your friends have posted something on facebook: blackberry, iphone, xbox, etc... It usually appears like a small icon below your post. What you didn't know is that you can post from virtually any device, as long as you know the codes. And of course, I will give them to you.

Instructions:

copy paste this: http://www.facebook.com/connect/prompt_feed.php?preview=true&api_key=74769995908 (with 74769995908 standing for an android device)

change the key into:

iPhone (6628568379)

Blackberry (2254487659)

Palm (7081486362)

Sidekick (21810043296)

Sony Ericsson (38125372145)

Xbox LIVE (5747726667)

iPad (112930718741625)

Foursquare (86734274142)

profit :)

May I suggest you posting from iPad

http://imgur.com

Math

Yeah, I know, I'm risking to lose my audience here, but watch anyway, you could impress people

Best buddies

Probably childhood friends or so. Nobody better mess with that golden retriever, he's got some badass friends

http://imgur.com

Ratted out

With friends like these, you really don't need enemies. Although technically it's Mindy who is to blame

http://imgur.com

Smelly

That's some pretty rancid sex you guys have there, Justin and Brooke. Or is Brooke just to dumb to spell correctly?

http://imgur.com

So you want to look like a douchebag

This product will get you pretty far. At least the name is clever and original... Oh wait...

https://www.trytvhat.com

What's that on your face?

It's safe to say that becoming CEO of some major multinational is ruled out now. If that's what he was going for that is

http://imgur.com

Friday, July 2, 2010

What did you expect?

It's a mystery to me too why girls all over the world dig this movie so badly, but this one should have been anticipated

http://imgur.com

Are you scared?

Big gay bear sure shat in his pants

That's LADY Elizabeth

How classy of you. By now you should know that a title doesn't guarantee you having a brain

http://imgur.com

Boooom!!!

How come I've never heard of this before? I could have just put the video here, but I thought you might want to read the rest of the info as well

http://www.npr.org

What a gaffe

I know it's sad, but I can't help but laugh about this... WTF, why doesn't he want to give me a hand??? Oh, wait...

What is this???

I didn't even know that there was a demand for this. So will this rub off on panties or, you know some insertion device (alive or not)

http://www.mynewpinkbutton.com

Something's missing

What are you trying to hide from us, google? Not even close to Nevada, so is this area 52 or something?

http://maps.google.com

Thursday, July 1, 2010

Grandma, you're so emo

I tell you what, she's more than that. For one she can use modern communication technology. As for the other things...

http://imgur.com

The real Spiderman

Schoolboy (13 yr) Hibiki Kono climbs a sheer brick wall after turning himself into Spiderman - with the help of two £14.98 vacuum cleaners.

Real name?

For the sake of hilarity we probably would like this to be real. My money is on trolling though

http://imgur.com

Math isn't one of them

I counted 4 things actually, but that's a matter of perspective I suppose? And now it's up to you to believe it

http://imgur.com

Eclipse

"So you're kinda looking for an eclipse halfway between the two ones that actually happen"

http://imgur.com

Facebook is evil

You know that, don't you? This is what it comes down to when you want to quit it. Exaggerated, sure, but not that far off

http://imgur.com

When I say camel

You say...? Correct, TOE!!! By now you should be conditioned to say that. Here's a cameltoe.

http://imgur.com

Stay classy now

Oh Gavin, how you speak the truth. Although it's a win, I'm not sure you'd want to stick to the prepaid plan for eternity

http://imgur.com

You could learn something

Press play and start learning

Accident

I'm sure she loves it that you're telling the whole world about it though. Joanne, you are now promoted to favorite grandchild

http://imgur.com

Oh well

I'm sure he doesn't mind at all. As a matter of fact he's thrilled to have you as his girlfriend

http://imgur.com

What a relief

Well, you know, because at least the dog is alright. Let's just think that that is opposed to being able to imagine losing a grandma

http://imgur.com

Questions

Judging from the few questions already posted, we can assume this is going to be a huge success, folks

http://imgur.com

I want to have

Technically, isn't that an abortion then? Oh wait, this is so she can keep her boyfriend without all the consequences

http://imgur.com

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

The truth

You'll recognize it

3D projection on a building

OK, even though this is an ad for Samsung, it's still pretty cool

Bacon mug of cheese

Hard to imagine? I guess you'd have to see it to believe it. Oh 1 more thing, this is a 1 time try: You try, you die

http://www.neatorama.com

IMSDb

You have heard of IMDB of course, if not you're just not into movies. But what is way cooler, is that there is a database for scripts as well.

http://www.imsdb.com

Cool site

The site itself is useful, but what makes it really cool is the easter egg. Type "tripout" when the site has loaded... profit

http://start.io

Finally, the urges will stop

Why would anybody want to buy this? You could of course order them in bulk and deliver it at the Vatican

http://www.blueq.com

Hungry

You're probably not used to reading a lot, but this article is the kind that will make you go WTF... times 300.

http://www.viceland.com

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Those oldies

Old people, please keep in mind that if you wish to message something in private, you better do it with an email... Clearly you don't know how to in fb

http://imgur.com

Swordfish is stuck

They should have just eaten him. But then again if you're stuck for such a long time, I guess it's fair to say you'd get dizzy too

Conspiracy

Got to love them, the smart conspiracy theorists. But actually, I think this guys knows many words but understands very few

http://imgur.com

Pregnant...

With excitement!!! The word "pregnant" is not something one should use lightly, especially when still living with parents

http://imgur.com

Proud

1, 2, 3, 3? Savannah needs to learn to count, that would be a real accomplishment to be proud of.

http://imgur.com

Disturbance

Depends on where u were wearing your hat, Andrew. Try putting on sunglasses next time, might convince people

http://imgur.com

World cup

Clever joke is clever. Rickrolling at best, combined with witty interaction between friends.

http://imgur.com

Better smelling farts

Yes, it's what you think it is. That said, any product development comes with failures and retrials, so I'm slightly curious how they tested this...

http://www.metronews.ca

Multi-axis homopolar motor

Go ahead, make one yourself

:D

That's got to be the first time a mention of Ernst & Young has raised a smile. Because, you know, usually it's money problems

http://maps.google.com

Sandals

It's summer, and you probably want to show as much skin as possible, and yet stay creative and fashionable. You can thank me by sending your bikini pics

http://thegloss.com

Uhm Google?

Are you sure this is not racist? Type "I can read wikipedia" and click "I'm feeling lucky". Say "WHAT?!?"

http://lmgtfy.com

Fake paintings

You'll probably go like "WTF is a fake painting?"... It has been quite a while ago that I've been surprised by a refreshing kind of creativity

http://www.boredpanda.com

New kind of coolness

Or just posh? Singapore builds new casino... No that's not enough, let's add the coolest pool in the world

http://gizmodo.com

Monday, June 28, 2010

Why do women...

Simple, it's the basic rule of life: to men, a bathroom is where you go to get rid of stuff (u know...). To women it's a magic transformation room

http://imgur.com

Subway slide

This definitely should be done everywhere

Homophobic?

4 hate pages against 1 not-hate page and 1 moderately hate page. I think it's pretty clear where this guy stands

http://imgur.com

For sale

Extremely comfortable and enjoyable for about 3 weeks per month. I hope it's as tight as it looks

http://imgur.com

Happy wheels

Very entertaining and not nearly as childish as other games. It contains a surprsing amount of gore though, just try it

http://www.totaljerkface.com

So there's this guy named Lenny

He's hanging out in the French Quarter of New Orleans, hears some odd music and goes to investigate

http://www.facebook.com

Wanted

Guy gets killed, suspect is caught but fled and has been hiding ever since. You can read more about it here. Here are some pics of the suspect

http://www.facebook.com

Hungry?

And you fancy a pizza? Well, humiliate yourself, post it, make it public and there ya go, you pathetic crap

http://www.facebook.com

It's aliiiiive, it's aliiiiiiiive

Medschool 101, animal may be dead, but the cells are still alive. Has something to do with the neuromuscular junction, Na+ and Cl- ions... aaaaaand I just lost my crowd. Just watch it

Yeah, that pretty much sums it

We can't win it probably, but what's sure is that we can stay as long as we like... Yaaaaay, long live Afghanistan

http://www.facebook.com

World cup

Well, with how England played, I'm not sure it would have made any difference, but right is right.

http://www.facebook.com

Doctors

I sure hope yours is not like this guy. If yes, you might start looking for a new doctor

http://answers.yahoo.com

Isabella Rossellini

You were so classy, but what is it you're doing now??? I started with the whale and I'll have to call this NSFW. For the rest, click below

http://www.sundancechannel.com

Oh google, how you amuse us

Go to Google, type in 2204355 and click I'm feeling lucky. It's higly recommenadble to not do this in the office, although it's not NSFW

http://www.google.com

Sunday, June 27, 2010

Awkward

When you leave the computer, don't forget to lock it first, even if you trust everybody in the neighborhood.

http://imgur.com

Twitter war

Holy shit guys, this game is cool. Totally useless, but hey, you'll keep yourself busy and you can brag about it afterwards

http://sipo.jp

People who viewed this, also viewed...

Son, remember grandpa's final request. Free massage at the wake and during the funeral... Yes, him too

http://imgur.com

Frog legs

Add a bit of salt, hilarity ensues

Pie charts galore

No idea what this could be. Must be pie charts projected for the astronauts in the space station, if not humongous crop circles

http://maps.google.com

How do you pronounce that?

It's in New York... Not to be confused with its sister city Fgsfds. Foundrs were Russian let's say?

http://maps.google.com

Trippy plane

This probably the plane that is reflecting off the shadow... You know, quantum mechanic stuff

http://maps.google.com

Saturday, June 26, 2010

Obama's feed

In case you haven't been following news, I just put it in facebook style here: no frills, just wht you need to know

http://imgur.com

I'm not here to make friends

Friends are here to make me

Streetview Wimbledon

Drop the streetview guy in wimbledon and he wears a little tennis outfit. Gotta love google and its easter eggs

http://maps.google.com

Streetview skiing

Drop the streetview icon in Whistler and you'll see he has skis. Check your lower right corner

http://maps.google.com

Streetview Legoland

Drop the streetview person icon in Legoland and you'll get the legoguy in the right lower corner

http://maps.google.com

Streetview South-Africa

This is not so much about the surrounding, but more about the little person icon holding the vuvuzela (right below corner)

http://maps.google.com

Think your job sucks?

Stop complaining and look at this picture. Starts to look better, huh, that job of yours.

http://imgur.com

Friday, June 25, 2010

Zach Anner

He became so popular, that this would happen. And oh yeah, keep on voting for him, since Oprah is rigging the contest

http://imgur.com

Fort Boyard

I could watch this over and over again...

V8 fusion juice

It's not so much the question (which is basically stupid) here that matters, but the effort that is taken to answer

http://answers.yahoo.com

Hmm...

I have the feeling there is something wrong with Brian... Must be the mustache that isn't symmetric I think

http://www.baynews9.com

Yum!!!

Looks like something you would definitely want to try, because, you know, it just matches

http://www.bacontea.com

There's a bunch of them!!!

Oh dear, this isn't a good thing if you have the humor of a 12 year old. Too... many... jokes. Must... restrain... myself

http://www.linkedin.com

Get yours today!!!

Because, you know, you've always walked and wondered whether somebody is gay or not and dying to find out

http://www.gaydargun.com

Thursday, June 24, 2010

Dad, that was utterly brilliant

Robbie is getting some wisdom from his dad. Pretty much comes down to: Ride the awesome slide while you got it or else you're stuck with fatties

http://imgur.com

Molting crab

You have never seen this before

Teamwork

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Toronto

It's obvious they're not used to having earthquakes in Canada. For some it worked as an alarm

http://imgur.com

Radio

If you don't get the reference, I would strongly suggest you to rent / download "Falling down" (1993)

http://imgur.com

Warcraft

Old Chinese proverb: give a guy a fish and he'll eat for a day, teach a guy to fish and he'll... always ask you to fish for him???

http://imgur.com

Hayden vs hymen

Hymen wins, flawless victory... Virginality!!! Awkward conversation gone awry, especially when the guy counts

http://imgur.com

Look of disapproval

I can't imagine you would use this after browsing this site, but anyway, if you need to send it to somebody, here's one. Hoover around with your cursor

http://sneakytime.com

Slingshot

Sure, who didn't have one as a kid, or made a primitive one at least... This guy however, makes all of your creations look like shit

I say, ol' chap, that lad is wearing a horse's head

I'm really curious how Mr Horse happened to be there when the google mobile passed by. Oh hey, today is a good Horse head day

http://maps.google.co.uk

!!!

This is hands down the best band name ever. I wonder how you would google on that though... Sorry apparently there is another cooler band: Dick Johnson & The Creamy Twinkies

http://en.wikipedia.org

James Bond

Translate James Bond in google to traditional Chinese. This is why they're conquering the world, they're practical

http://translate.google.com

Want to search something?

Well, with google it's all easy these days, so why not give yourself a bit of a challenge and use this. Try shaking the window and everything too

http://mrdoob.com

Worldcup

If you don't know anything about soccer but need a global reference of what happened, try this tweet.

http://twitter.com

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Can't buy me love, but...

Yeah, what you describe there is definitely not bought love. I mean, that's clearly true warm compassionate love

http://tinypic.com

Nature by Numbers

Sometimes I feel compelled to show you the beauty of science. This video is a perfect example of the order in nature and the mathematical perfection of it

Haiti

Long overdue but hey, that's ok, it's the stupidity we enjoy, right? When brains were handed out, Cara wasn't even lining up I think

http://tinypic.com

Say what?

Doesn't this take an awful lot of time to type? I mean, it's from a mobile device on top of that. I don't even understand what is written

http://tinypic.com

IE6

If you're using IE because you have to at work, I can't say anything to that. But in all other cases, DON'T!!!

http://tinypic.com

Oh, Really?

That seems like so out there? I never thought they would match. Captain obvious strikes again

http://tinypic.com

Math smarts are hot

Well, Kay Marie, in that case, you're not so very hot. And may I add that answering it publicly has not done you any good

http://tinypic.com

Domenech

Those who are not familiar with soccer, he is the coach of the French team. His team just lost and thus didn't qualify for the next round. This is how he greets the coach of the opposing team

NSFL

That's Not Safe For Life. So you're warned when you click it... It's not gory, but different to say the least

http://tweetphoto.com

You'd have a lot less money

Nobody would stay put in the car for a very long time until 1 is fed up... Oh to have that kind of problem

http://tinypic.com

Holy shit!!!

This is truly extreme. So if I get this right, you need to undergo some surgery first, to be able to get that?

http://www.thinkgeek.com

Oh those Chinese

Now, chinglish appears in their names too. I mean, seriously? He's also interested in getting back in touch... yeah I bet he is

http://www.linkedin.com

What you didn't know about google

So you don't have internet, but you're desperate to look for something on google? Just call them

http://www.google.com

Arkansas vs Kansas

I've always wondered this, but actually never got to looking it up. Why is Arkansas pronounced Arkansaw?

http://uk.answers.yahoo.com

Monday, June 21, 2010

Oh the nostalgia

I'm not sure this one will be missed by you. But for those who know the game, let the fun begin again!!!

http://www.oldgames.dk

If this is real...

Then for sure, this guy is epic

Oh Korea...

I am trying really hard not to laugh Korea, but why do you have to make it so impossible for me with my 12 year old sense of humor

http://www.classmates.com

Why, Louisiana...

I didn't think of that!!! That is just brilliant!!! By tomorrow, pooofff, the oil will be gone for sure

http://www.cnn.com

639 years

Who actually cares? And who will be there to follow up. This is stupid, I hope the church gets destroyed in 2639

http://en.wikipedia.org

Yeah, sure

Posting it on the internet will get you the right answer and no way will you be ridiculed. Because that's how we roll

http://answers.yahoo.com

Tasty

I wonder what they were thinking when making this... It probably went like this "this tastes good, that too, and that too, so together, they must rock!!!"

http://www.thinkgeek.com

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Ohwkaaayy

Hmm, I think internet beauty school might be a bad idea. Well, at least for the non anime people among us

http://imgur.com

Watch it until the end

A smile appeared on my face... cool proposal. Damn you, you just set the bar higher for us guys

Son of troll

Actually, her face, quite resembles it... Just look for "troll face" on google. Let's see, activities: twilight, yeah definitely a troll

http://imgur.com

Meme

Also known as virals, you can find all of theme here. In case your country just got connected to the internet

http://en.wikipedia.org

Not sure whether any of you would agree on this

Type in "worst band in the world" in the google search bar, and check "See results for...". Since I'm not too familiar with their music, I'll leave it to u

http://www.google.com

Ascii fun with google

If you type in "ascii art" in the google search bar, the result itself is an easter egg itself. How you do amuse us, google

http://www.google.ca

Fffhaaaabulous

Somebody found out google gets a little bit fabulous if you search for certain topics... Rainbow yaaay

http://www.google.com

Saturday, June 19, 2010

He does have a point there

And so fellow citizens, ask not what your country can do for you... ask what you can eat for your country... and other

http://imgur.com

Flipping the bird to the dog

Dog demands respect

North Korea and the Worldcup

I think the player was crying because he realized the result of the game would determine him being a hero or him going to a forced labor camp.

http://imgur.com

Let's zoom in on that

Really now?!? Are you serious? Well, your child is going to resent you in a more than normal way for the rest of your life

http://imgur.com

Tachyon vortex

Yo mama so fat, she created a gravitational tachyon vortex that sends her back and forth in time uncontrollably! Discussion ended.

http://imgur.com

That's fucking legendary!!!

Are you sure it was a homeless MAN? Wasn't it a small boy you lured with some sweets to give another candy later on?

http://imgur.com

Facebook, you have never confused me so much

I'm trying to find the correlation between the subjects, but I guess my brains still DO function

http://imgur.com

Zach

Zach wants to make a show together with Oprah. Vote for him if you thin he deserves to have his own show

http://www.facebook.com

How come I just heard of this just now?

This seems awesome!!!

Big Nose George

Known for banditry, murder and... wait, what? Plenty of WTF going around in this article, besides the most obvious one.

http://en.wikipedia.org

Click, watch and you might learn something

Spent a shitload of time on this time (until the year 7837), just to check out whether Pluto and Neptune would collide

http://www.gunn.co.nz

This NEVER happens to me in the gym

And would it, then I certainly wouldn't write about it... Although, he was in weight training class, so shall we assume she was fat?

http://answers.yahoo.com

Your anonimous profile pic

There are 69 alternatives for the boring default image. Most likely more appealing than what you've got on right now

http://redux.com

Welcome to... crazy town

Totally useless, totally pointless, yet so cool you'll probably lose 30 min (or more) on it... Nicely done flash app.

http://wonderfl.net

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Jerusalem is a... country???

Erica, the queen of fucktards. The others are pretty retarded too, but Erica hit the nail there

http://imgur.com

This guy is EPIC!!!

If you want to impress girls, THIS is the way to do it

Robert Green

If you don't understand the correlation, look up some youtube videos to see what he did at the worldcup football.

http://imgur.com

Oh like thaaat

We've all been looking at this issue from the wrong point of view. This group intends to clear up why

http://www.facebook.com

Oh that Obama

Isn't he a little troll himself. Most likely the coolest president America has ever elected.

http://imgur.com

Not photoshopped

Creative. Don't forget there always was art before there was photoshop. Although... a clean ocean? That has got to be shopped

http://imgur.com

Hirsutism

Yes that is a word, and no you didn't know that. Click on the link and you'll know what is so WTF about the page

http://en.wikipedia.org

Imagine getting the job to do it...

And then the comment of the news anker at the end... WTF?

Little kitty with a coold hat...

... nothing can go wrong, right? Guess again, mom thought it looked like a pimp

Fun South African time

Because you want to inhale the atmosphere of South Africa, view every website with a nice tune of Vavuzela

http://www.vuvuzela-time.co.uk

Because you've always wondered

Two people are born for each person that dies. Wonder how long we can keep this up. China and India, fucking stop fucking!!!

http://www.worldometers.info

No smoking

This is truly an ironic way to die. Just when your hopes were up, something like this happens :(

http://www.independent.co.uk

Vavuzela

The annoying African trumpets were all masterminded by Cobra. Funny, I could have sworn it was Al Qaeda

http://twitter.com

Marvel

Go to their website and insert the Konami code: Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Enter

http://www.marvel.com

Monday, June 14, 2010

What is it?

If you don't know what it is, and you feel compelled to google it, may I suggest you DON'T do it at work?

http://tinypic.com

Sulfur Hexafluoride

Holy shit it's a goa'uld!!!

I hate...

Ally might be on to something here. Forward to atheism then? Coz that Jesus Daily must be a boring read, since, well, he's dead

http://tinypic.com

Courtesy flush

Who's trolling who? Either she is that retarded, either she's very subtle in tackling him

http://tinypic.com

Reminder from Angela

I'm trying to figure out how she managed to change clothes... She must be related to Montgomery Burns

http://tinypic.com

White House for sale

Picked this story up on NBC and looked for the original article. They must really be needing the money badly

http://www.owners.com

Worldcup simulator

If you're in America, you won't understand this. However if you're an avid soccer/football fan, then you will understand this (Chrome or Firefox)

http://worldcupsimulator.com

Father's day

A little late maybe, but still funny. Go straight to the poll. You'll know when to say "Uhh, what???"

http://www.momlogic.com

Goblin shark

Together with the hammer shark it probably ranks among the weirdest sharks

Mmmm, tasty

"They tasted sweet and a little crunchy." Good to know, now I don't have to try out to find out

http://www.metro.co.uk

Slippery dick

Hey Joe, what did you do today? Oh me, I caught a slippery dick, and man, it was hard to get my hands on it...

http://en.wikipedia.org

Become an interesting person

Memorize this list and exhibit your knowledge at parties. No seriously, it's a pretty cool thing to know

http://www.cnn.com

Antipodemap

You probably don't understand what that meant. In simpler wording: "where is the other side of the world from your exact location?"

http://www.antipodemap.com

Is it true?

Let's just assume that this is a troll. It's still surprising how many people answer trolls seriously

http://answers.yahoo.com

Sunday, June 13, 2010

Mary is from the Tea Party

For those from outside America, the Tea Party is pretty much a group of people idolizing Sarah Palin. You be the judge of the Tea Party yourself

http://imgur.com

Dentist?

That's for pussies, big boys go with rockets

Americans

Is that synonym for dumb actually? Retarded hillbilly Brent is sadly representing the majority of America

http://imgur.com

It's complicated

I have a feeling that Jabari is about to reset his relationship status back to single. Think before you post Jabari

http://imgur.com

Trippy plane trip

Prepare ship... prepare ship... for LUDICROUS SPEED!!! That's why they call me Mister Fahrenheiiiiiit / I'm trav'ling at the speed of liiiiight...

http://maps.google.com

Question resolved

Depends on what country you're in. If you're caught and you premeditated it you could get the death penalty pretty easy. Oh, wait, you mean the human.

http://answers.yahoo.com

Gotta love those muslim countries

No idea what the point is in this verdict, but the judge and the boy made the headlines... The cow unwillingly too

http://www.thejakartaglobe.com