:((

The police don't think much of me, sniff... Then again, the police don't think much of anyone who isn't police

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Obama roll

I can barely keep the filling in the middle of the sushi rice, so for me, this guy has some sick skills

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I'll show you how it's done

Just in case you didn't know it yet, and you're retarded, and never have seen a baby in your entire life

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Pssst...

... pssst, hey Bill, come and look at this. Look whe-ooohhh whow, that IS nice. So what time do you get off, we'll ask them out

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White hawk down

actually white hawk aaaaaaalmost up... These 3 Somali guys had a dream of making their own helicopter. They designed and built their own helicopter in their own backyard using scrap metals and an old engine from a van. I doubt it will ever take off though. The damn thing shakes like a vibrating bed. Pure internet win :)

Shall I?

Ooohhh the agony, should I comment on the pastor's message or not. Maybe better not, they might invade my house and claim the oil

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Now that's real brave

the man, I mean. To be seen with a whale like that, in a skirt that short, pulled up and bent over on a racing bike sure takes courage

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Voicemail

By now you should realize that google has made it an entire project to prank the world in as much ways as possible on April 1st

http://www.google.com/googlevoice

Search speed

Has anyone ever noticed this before. This is not part of the huge April fool's project of 2010

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Ggl

Freaked out a hell lot of people. Best part is that I didn't notice it myself. Babyboomers however get a heart attack if even 1 single thing is out of place

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