Can you say "job security"?

That's for sure a status update that is bound to draw attention and questions, as opposed to the warm samples

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Lion king

Disney, did you think this through before bringing it on the market?

Best school award

Jury will be the Catholic church I presume...

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Typical

It's usually those who shout the loudest who're the most ignorant, and this proves it again

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Death defying

Oh, oh, I'm not sure you should do that Mr pigeon... In any case, the most bad ass bird you've come across

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xcuse me?

What the hell was she talking about?

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Transformers

I'm not sure whether to say "poor kid" or "cool uncle". It's causes like these that deserve support

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Indonesian guy

A guy posted this comment of his Indonesian friend. As for the comment, I guess the Tuesday ones are better

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London bridge...

... is falling down, falling down... No not really, it's just the kids heaving a nervous breakdown

Groups and causes

I'm with Alec on this one, just with better spelling.

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Really facebook?

We knew already about your Lil Wayne suggestion, but now Will Smith too? What are you trying to tell me facebook

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Measurement prefixes

I thought I'd remind you guys of some of the prefixes you learned at school, but probably forgot by now

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I will be your everything

"I love you honey... I will be the tissue for your runny nose, I'll be the TP to your butt to..." Wait, what?

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Wiper

I bet you this option isn't available at your car dealer... But exactly how is it he drives when it rains?

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