Oh, Paul

From all that shit you just go that? Why sir, you are right, I'm with you here. And Eve, you don't suck at relationships, you just don't suck

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Next time I'm travelling...

... I'm taking this guy as translator. It gets better after the first 40 secs or so, just keep watching.

I will attend

And I will order, hmmm, let's see, I kinda feel like having the salmon with children on the side, put me down for 2 portions each

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I'm gonna whoop your ass

I'm not sure, but wouldn't he actually love to see that happening? Although maybe not from his own dad

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Have you heard that joke?

Oh, I soooo heard that joke. Here's one you can tell: What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm? How do we find the egg in all this shit?!

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OK, Michael

You do realize that this has written a big NO, NO all over, don't you. It doesn't exactly make it easier for you to pick up girls now

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Somebody's horny

Horny, but patient. I can imagine that it must have taken a long time to put together. On a lesser not, it could be a serial killer too

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What, no streetview?

The white spec in the middle is an alien spacecraft that just took off from the tiled runway

http://www.google.com/mars

Those horns really come in handy

or should we just say horny altogether.

Sailing stones

Just as you thought you figured it all out, nature has found a new way to fuck with your mind

http://en.wikipedia.org

They should use this as their new logo

For those wondering, that's Missy Elliot in "Sock it 2 me". Youtube it to see the whole clip

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Android vs iPhone

If you don't get this one, either you're not aware of what Apple cannot do, or, you just don't know much about superheros (in which case you have a life)

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Quaaack

Seen people do this too, but it's funnier when a dog does it. Takes some skills not to break those pringles.

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Oh Taylor

Let's get the word out, LSU NEEDS to loose for the sake of humanity (the male half that is). It's a written and thus BINDING contract!!!

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