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Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Now THAT's what I call a party!!!
What did you eat last night, you just crapped out a ginger!!! On a more positive note, dude, you better wake up and do it or you'll be sorry for the next 10 years
Nuclear cooking
Or is it more like wormhole? Alternatively, worst case of pizza hemorrhoids ever?
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Warning
In case you see someone drowning, laugh out loud first, then grill a bacon, and THEN after all that, call 911
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Google, this can't be right
Paris Hilton is NOT Audrey Hepburn!!! Someone somewhere should do something! Paris is as opposed to Audrey not a classy girl
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Playground needs placement rethinking
Timmy, go play with your grandma... Oh what a nice sandbox, hey bobby, I bet I can dig a deeper hole than you! OH, I think we found a treasure: a wooden treasure chest!
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Hijacked
Well, at least we now know how mom would react in the event that... That's not a very funny joke Dan!!!
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Tuesday, March 30, 2010
Kitteh is stuck
He just loves to jump in the laundry hamper and land on a pile of dirty clothes. But today... the laundry was being done
Daddy's in charge
This is what happens when mom is gone for a couple of days. They probably washed the dog and put it in the microwave too after this
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No idea what this is about
Some girl met some guy, decides to tag along with him in another state, gets criticized for doing so by her friends... anyway, a good read
http://imgur.com
HQ
So what does it actually look like, facebook's HQ. Gotta tell you, it's an office I'd like to go to every day
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Who?
What are you trying to tell me facebook? Could you be more specific? Regardless, I wasn't aware that fapping is an actual word
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Uhm OK
Thanks for the notification, but what if I'm not gay? Advertisers try to target everybody nowadays, no more positioning etc.
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101 Applications, just count
No, this account is not hijacked, nor was it photoshopped. Account owner probably needed it to get to know herself
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Men's underwear
Men usually don't like to see other men in underwear, let alone naked. So how do you get their attention if you're in the men's underwear business?
Mafia wars
Are there any? Oh c'mon, don't you know it yet? The real stash is at FarmVille now, this is so 2009
http://www.facebook.com
Mark Zuckerberg
Likes to hug his teddy after a couple of beers and smoking pot... And right after that he goes and change the layout of facebook
http://imgur.com
Southern Tenants Farmers Union
Where? Right next to the Greater Teas From the Orient display after the Land Of Legends section
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Google maps
You know those letters to mark a certain location in google maps? Well, here is how it's done
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Yo, sup
Showing you my new gear: hardhat... check, safety harness... check, tool belt... check. You cannot unsee this
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Giant octopus
I'd shit my pants if I would come across one of these. And apparently this one isn't even that big yet
For real?
So do I!!! But seriously now, I got curious how this entry could end up in google. First link after clicking search explains it all
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Monday, March 29, 2010
9 times?
Must be damn good then. Bet you 10 to 1 that it's a game you have to do with 2 persons (or more) ending with -ex... Unless you know something else
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Daltonism
If you can't read the post, your cones are messed up, if you can... well, isn't it nice to have a secret of our own :)
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Endangered huh?
Well, I can see why. You're doing it all wrong, reproduction fail. I can't blame him for keeping the tradition up though (no pun intended)
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Can't untangle it all anymore?
Yes, it does get a little bit more complex nowadays. Here's the explanation in the iPod language
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Mexicans
Well, from the looks of it, I'm pretty sure Krista wouldn't care shit about losing a Latino friend... Ignorance, a bliss?
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Vodka tricks
Now that's a shot of vodka. See if you can do it, brag about it here if you want, but no video, never happened
I can see where you went wrong
I don't know about the rest of you, but this would be a whole lot more fun to read if it was just 1 group
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G'day mate
This is how we roll in Australia. Might want to bring your own jeep, or even better, kangaroo
http://maps.google.com
Well, is it possible?
Obvious answer for the first WTF question: no, because black people don't swim. For second one, why would you even want to do that???
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Mmm cake
So, when is it actually appropriate to serve this kind of cake. The kid's face is just priceless
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Google common grounds
Hmm, ok, "are republicans / democrats stupid", "left or right", understandable consfusion, "stop smoking"... err WHAT???
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Saturday, March 27, 2010
So what are you trying to tell me?
I should nuke'm or would you actually suggest me to use MY missile on them. That aside, is it really necessary to refer them as such?
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Beaches of Brazil
Now you would probably be thinking of palm trees, sexy chicks in thongs playing volleyball... Think again, this is hands down the most depressing beach: stranded whales and just to top it off, a little surprise at the end
Trying to be inconspicuous huh
Oh satan, you should know better. Even you don't have privacy anymore after google maps
http://maps.google.com
Translation party
Start with an English phrase, translate into Japanese and then back into English... That didn't even make that much sense in English.
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Oh whow, that's amazing
Better not mess around with this toy then. Wouldn't want to create a human being all of a sudden
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Hey Kim Kardashian, how did you become famous?
If you get famous by appearing in a sex tape and making money from said tape, doesn't that technically make you a porn star?
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Grraw woof woof
Grrrr aaaahhhh... Allow me to translate that for you: Oooohhhh yeeessss yessss, You give the best pug job baby
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Friday, March 26, 2010
I.J.P.E.F.F.W.A.
Do you love dinosaurs? How about writing stories about Jurassic Park dinosaurs being 'loved' in many unique and interesting ways?
http://www.facebook.com
Arab prank
I'm guessing this must be the only Arab guy who has a sense of humor. I'd have expected him to take the ol' AK-47 and shoot the jokers
What do you mean fake?
I'm not sure what the guys are doing in this group. I'd say gay, but then again, that wouldn't make sense if you read the cause of the group
http://www.facebook.com
Front row seats
Where the action is. Gotta love the dude sitting left above her, his face and reaction are priceless
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Just so you know
And to prevent further misunderstandings... this is 7 days out of 7 and 24 hours per day. I did not know this
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Oh sooo worth it
Where do I sign up? And why did something like this never happen when I was in school
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Great names in history
Presenting you the greatest philosophers in history: Aristotle, Descartes, Nietzsche, Russel... Ah I see, wait, what?
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Thursday, March 25, 2010
Tea party
"Charlotte will always have very special memories of their times sipping tea and bonding"
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Books
April seriously needs to quit checking facebook and start reading real books. At this rate, people will probably have invented a whole lot other things
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Petition
Now here's a petition we all can get behind. But if 1024 is yotta, whatever happened to 1025 and 1026 then
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Original
Hey, John, we ran out of street names, what shall we call this one? How it looks like? Well, kinda diagonal... Oh, OK sounds creative
http://maps.google.com
Capitalism at its best
Wouldn't it be better to post a lower offering (like 5$ less or so) so it looks like the original one? Of course that's if you still have faith in humanity
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Hello ol' chap
Looking down on you from - may I present it to you - my new ride... This is how we roll
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Pet peeve
With the internet and texting, english spelling has gone downhill. BTW, isn't that supposed to be grammar?
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George Bush
Never ceases to amaze us... Here he's like "Oh no, I touched a poor black dude's hand, quick, quick, wipe the stench poverty off on Bill's shirt"
STD
The study you were all wondering about. Yes facebook is linked to a resurgence of syphilis
http://www.telegraph.co.uk
Bull dog clips
Well, son of a bitch, why didn't I think of that. Finally there is a practical use for BDC's (bet you didn't know the name huh)
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Pi
Just so you know, this is not a coincidence... 1 of the oldest mysteries finally unraveled
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Amazon
Customers who bought this item, also bought... Oh wait, I missed "Frequently bought together"
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F-22 Raptor
providing air cover, just in case somebody else than NASA decides to blow up the shuttle. About 2 billion US$ in the pic (batteries not included)
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Wednesday, March 24, 2010
Privacy?
Did he loose his gonads together with the brains when he hooked up with her? Gay, whipped and once again gay, don't even cover what this guy is
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Irreplaceable
Korean girl does Irreplaceable from Beyoncé with iPod apps. She's not only easy on the eyes, but has a great voice too. Kept trying to look down her blouse though
What am I?
From the looks of his face, we might add suicidal as a future answer, if not constipated... but that's almost the same, right
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Orchid mantis
The prettier cousin of the praying mantis. You could say the gayer cousin too, but the verdict is not out yet on that
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Was this the person you were looking for?
Uhm, not really, I was looking for a green dude with big tentacles, 5 eyes and 3 mouths
http://www.facebook.com
Korn
Hmm, you might want to read that again before posting it. At this point I'm entirely imagining something quite different
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Senator Demint
Most conservative senator said that the healthcare bill would become Obama's Waterloo. And this is what happened on his FB page after the bill was passed... Technically, it is Obama's Waterloo, only, he was Wellington
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Cheating
Read the latest news that facebook seems to induce STD's (this time I'm serious)? Seems about right
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Litter
I'm curious to understand the deeper psyche of this animal. "Oh a nice big cat litter box, why don't I try it out". Brings new meaning to the expression, don't crap where you eat
Dumb celebrity update
Agreed, most of them are dumb, but this one really shines just because of it. If I didn't know this was shopped I would have serious doubts
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Gay celebrity update
The only way he will be remembered by for the rest of his entire career is probably by how gay he is if not douchebaggy (is that even a word)
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Wannabe celebrity update
Snookie... And now I hear a thousand voices shouting "WTF, who's that?" And I answer you "Exactly".
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Celebrity updates
What Nicholas Cage page looks like in case you actually might be wondering. And yes, this is shopped, so go ahead and start shouting "fake"
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FarmVille
That's it, I quit facebook... Oh right, facebook doesn't allow us to delete our profiles
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Facebook phone
If any of you feel compelled to say Zuckerberg is gay, somebody found the phone number of FB HQ
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Oh, hai
I'm a little busy right now, so is it ok if I'm with you in a minute? This will just take a sec
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Facebook chat
Life changing experience guys, you can bold and underline your text in facebook chat, typing: *text* (= bold) or _text_ (= underline). Still looking for italic
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Conclusion of the experiment
Giving his facebook account to the public for one hour resulted Dominic in losing a few friends, but gaining some others too
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What's hanging
Still same Dominic with the same experiment of opening his facebook account to members of a forum. Girl was a good sport though
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Shot down
Dominic felt like an experiment and opened his fb account to members of a forum. I bet he feels sorry about the idea after this girl messaged him
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Tuesday, March 23, 2010
Why would you suggest me that?
Come to think of it, why is there a fan page for that anyway? And why are there people who love that?
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Fat cat
As if the cat's attempts are not funny enough, the laugh of the cameraman will surely bring you over the edge
Really google?
So this guy wanted to calculate the route from Seattle, Washington to Springfield, Oregon, only to forget to put in OR in stead of the 2nd WA... Solutions include kayaking (just read the itinerary)
http://maps.google.com
Logo alphabet
See if you can get them all. You'll notice that it's actually scary how quick you can identify the company behind the letters, our brains are so branded it's sick
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Healthcare
America, where solidarity is merely a word in the dictionary, and putting things in black and white seems to be in order
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Advice
I'm not sure that's a good advice... or were you implying anything close to me being fat?
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Nice pet you've got there
At first it seemed to me that this was a weird piece of art, but as it turns out it's actually an existing animal: the chinese giant salamander
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This is getting out of hand
I understand that these captcha measures are to prevent bots from spamming, but this is seriously ridiculous, where do I find the 5 out of 8 key???
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Virtual choir
Can't find enough people to form your own choir? Easy, go online and find them there, Nice idea, well done.
Beastie Boys
I know, this fact is from a while ago, I missed it. Anyway, one of the Beastie Boys has cancer
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A nation divide
Healthcare bill got approved, some people (yes most likely republicans) still cannot seem to agree that this might be a good thing
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Nestlé is mad
So Greenpeace made a small movie about Nestlé not being so ethical at all. Shortly after that, Nestlé's fan page became a not-a-fan page...
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And the war at home begins
Your effort is in vain. Your sister just commented on that picture, and thus it's safe to assume that your mom will read the comment and see the picture too
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Captcha
Are you for real? I need to do that before I can proceed? Crap, need to recharge for half an hour before next post then
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Monday, March 22, 2010
Be careful guys
Again, the 3 seconds it takes to wear the jacket, beats a lifetime pretending you like the girl... and trust me, popularity does not make you immune to this
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Quiz on a roller coaster
The guy seems genuinely afraid, but that didn't stop me from laughing out loud... great entertainment
Credit card
Need protection from fraud? Check it online whether yours has been stolen... Uhh, no?
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Pretty sure he was in on it
It may be the fact that I'm still quite drunk from last night (yes I know it's Monday), but this pic made me laugh out loud for a solid five minutes.
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Slang
It's funny to see how connotations change throughout the decades. "Cock up your beaver" is not entirely a song about what you thought of.
http://en.wikipedia.org
Google ads
They sure seem desperate to regain the first spot position as most visited website after facebook took it from them a couple of days ago
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Sunday, March 21, 2010
Dan Osman
400 ft (= 121.92 meter) in 4 minutes and 25 seconds. Think that's slow? I want to see you do it
Profusely
The same difficulty applies to guys too Katie, plus we need to get the aiming right... you don't want a screen that is messed up
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Exam model anatomy
If that isn't WTF enough for you, you better check "Customers Who Bought Related Items Also Bought..." Note: disregard the specula
http://www.amazon.com
What a view
Had to look twice there to figure out what was odd... but then I shat bricks, and you will too, as does...
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Maple sirup
Vermont reveals the secret ingredient. Seriously Vermont? From now on I'm making my own
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The water's great!!!
Oh, you're not joining me? Oh cmoooon, it's really nice. With this weather you really don't know when we can swim again...
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Saturday, March 20, 2010
Some comedy gold
Try typing in www.faggotbook.com and see where it redirects too. Hell from now on, I'm typing this
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Wolf dog
purest white light there is. Howling actually is soothing for the kid, wonder whether it would be soothing for all kids
Drunk
Regardless which occasion, no matter which party, Matt and his best friend vomit will always be there
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Wall to wall
It's like socializing in real life, just not quite. There is just no whisper mode in social networking sites
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Headline
LHC has been online for a year or so now, been waiting for this typo to happen. Yes, I am childish for laughing at this
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Wanna be friends?
And the expression is still valid: dogs have masters, cats have staff. This one owns pretty much everything
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Prince William
Prince William of Britain is a cunt. Sadly, it's not me saying this, but his own school, check the name of the website
http://www.thecuntfactory.com
Settlers of Catan
Are goats fine too? Hell, I'll throw in a free vaseline with those if you want, deal?
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Really?
Oh my god, how does he even earn from this... What the... I don't... How does he feed himself with this
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Matching
Whaddayakno, couples do tend to look more like each other. Now just the manboobs for him and some tattoos for her...
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The end
Just so you know, I found the end of the universe. Whatever you do, don't cross Horizon Road (how appropriate), if you did, just reverse.
http://maps.google.com
Car show
You know those pretty girls showing cars at a car show? Well, she's not one of them. So what is this really? Plastic surgery gone ghetto?
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Friday, March 19, 2010
Louis Vuittton?
Well there's a bag that nobody would dare to steal. Anyway this was from an exhibition at The Honey Space. Artists were asked to create sculptures that could fit a carry-on luggage. More pics click below
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Keep the change you filthy animal
Classic scene from Home Alone. Unlike common belief, the scene is from a fake movie, especially shot for the scene with the pizza guy and the later on the burglars
Epic beard man
The very reason why you should be taking the car and not public transportation. (I take it that I don't have to explain who epic beard man is)
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Is it a bird?
Noooo... Is it a plane? Noooo... Why it's the alien invasion from outer space
http://maps.google.co.uk
Goodmorning
Oh, uh, what? Oooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh, did I sleep well, so what's for breakfast
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Lurking
Even the ads are tuned in to it... Not in a good sense. Aside from that, gotta say, it does draw the attention
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Chimpansee
They sure have evolved since last time I visited a zoo. I can understand more than ever they share 98% of our genome
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so powerful, it can now even find the secret headquarters of our superheroes through Google Maps
http://maps.google.co.uk
Special forces dog
It doesn't get any closer to badass than this. The G.I. military specs make him even look cooler than any of us can even hope to be
http://en.wikipedia.org
Punctuation marks
It can save lives. Never underestimate the value of a proper language education boys and girls
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Dating
What would be a good original and creative idea, a restaurant!!! Don't think anybody ever came up with that
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Thursday, March 18, 2010
Divorce
It's your fault Chris. And leave me be now, I just want to pursue my dreams and smoke pot. WTF?
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Atheist
Technically, he is right though, Buddhism is not a religion, it's a way of living, since it's not so much about believing in a god
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Can you spell?
If the answer to that question is "no", then you might consider applying for this job, they're hiring like crazy I hear.
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Badass praying mantice
I had to give it a closer look to see what was going on, but seriously, daaaaaiiiiyuuuummm, how did he do that
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Borderline
Always knew something was going on between USA and Canada. Apparently it's wild
http://maps.google.com
Military have their needs
Probably the best guarded box in the camp, so far counting 7 soldiers, and a securely locked wooden box
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Wednesday, March 17, 2010
Coin trick
Disregard his bad hairdo and faggy gay looks, this Chinese dude can actually do some great magic. Think you know how it's done, feel free to share it with the rest of us
Moderate obese
"I didn't mean to offend you. People who are not aware of their abilities should be helped, not judged"
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Yes some people do work there
One can only wonder why they would need IT people there
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Eye examination
Bet this is going to persuade guys to not to sit too close to the screen, or read with proper lighting
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Go here if you're gay
or a horny woman of course... no, really. Sorry, I chuckled seeing this, guess I'm childish. On a more serious note it means Good Fortuned People road.
http://maps.google.com
Winston Churchill
Just the famous exchange between him and Nancy Astor (first female MP in the UK) in facebook style
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Brave woman
Brave, but maybe stupid. Let's just assume that soon after this, she was offered a long stay visit at the Tehran torture facilities
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Fun facts
All the things and facts you didn't know about facebook, and probably didn't want to know either, but hey, I'm trying to educate while entertaining you
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Tuesday, March 16, 2010
Sympathy BJ
Gosh, I didn't know this existed!!! Am I just not pathetic enough to get one???
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Pokemon
not just a cartoon or a game, It's a big deal!!! Caused his Grandma have a heart attack and his life turn downhill
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Nobel prize material
Story may not be as long as the entry about creative writing of a couple of days ago, but the ending surely beats it
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Los Angeles is amazing
And some douchebag just had to brag about how fantastic his life is
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WTF I tell ya
It made me shit my pants from laughing, but I still don't get any of it. There's more btw, just type in "usavich" in youtube
Stone balancing
Chances are, you've never heard of it before. Name is Bill Dan, and he has been doing this since 1994. Sick skills I tell ya
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Kyleigh's law
It's kind of like how the Jews had to sew a star onto the back of their clothes so the Germans could pick them out easier... Wait, what?
http://en.wikipedia.org
Biology fail
Biology class must have been hard on him... Poor kids though, getting his genes
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Binary code
Please don't make me have to explain this one to you... If you really don't get it, you were probably taking a nap during this class or you're just stupid
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Monday, March 15, 2010
Can you say "job security"?
That's for sure a status update that is bound to draw attention and questions, as opposed to the warm samples
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Typical
It's usually those who shout the loudest who're the most ignorant, and this proves it again
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Death defying
Oh, oh, I'm not sure you should do that Mr pigeon... In any case, the most bad ass bird you've come across
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Transformers
I'm not sure whether to say "poor kid" or "cool uncle". It's causes like these that deserve support
http://www.facebook.com
Indonesian guy
A guy posted this comment of his Indonesian friend. As for the comment, I guess the Tuesday ones are better
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London bridge...
... is falling down, falling down... No not really, it's just the kids heaving a nervous breakdown
Really facebook?
We knew already about your Lil Wayne suggestion, but now Will Smith too? What are you trying to tell me facebook
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Measurement prefixes
I thought I'd remind you guys of some of the prefixes you learned at school, but probably forgot by now
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I will be your everything
"I love you honey... I will be the tissue for your runny nose, I'll be the TP to your butt to..." Wait, what?
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Wiper
I bet you this option isn't available at your car dealer... But exactly how is it he drives when it rains?
http://imgur.com
Sunday, March 14, 2010
Safe sex
And this, dear GUYS, is why you always should practice safe sex wearing a condom. The 3 seconds it takes to wear the jacket beat having to spend the rest of your life with the wrong girl (oh and of course there's AIDS etc)
http://imgur.com
Underwater world
Melting ice causes this lake to arise every year once in spring time. Everything below the water surface stays as it was, park benches, hiking trails...
Elephant vs giant lizard
I'm curious what is happening here, but the most scientific explanation I could give you is that the elephant is trying to wave away some mosquito's
http://imgur.com
Cheating
I give you a glimpse into the priorities of modern culture. It would be interesting to know how this lists changes from time to time. You can always send in your updates
http://imgur.com
Cooperative writing
An idea for creative people among you. Warning you, this is a bit of a read, but i like the thought behind it. Kudos for creativity
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Captcha
Flacid or erected? Do we have to assume you have to be black to befriend her facebook?
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Saturday, March 13, 2010
Weeeeeeeeeeeeee
no hands... I'm guessing sooner or later it's going to be no heads, judging by the structure of that arena
Cool mom
Exactly what is it you were planning on doing with that dildo? Can't open the door of the closet Mike?
http://imgur.com
Nigerian scammers
Already on facebook marketplace now and trying harder as ever. What amazes me is that it's not so very long ago that marketplace was opened, so they're pretty fast to it
http://imgur.com
Megan Fox
1,6 million stupid/clueless/retarded/lifeless (please choose) people and counting... mind u, in less than a month
http://imgur.com
So what's the point?
Apart from the fact that you'd probably make ugly shit faced babies
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Friday, March 12, 2010
Pay attention in school
for someday you might come up with an epic answer. Kudos goes to "Questor"
http://imgur.com
I'll show you how
Dan I'm not sure what you were thinking, but 102 pages on how to draw lines? Are you for real?
http://imgur.com
A new level of stupidity
How do you get Youtube to film you? Right now, I'm really curious about what she would think is funny actually
http://imgur.com
Headline
I can't really decide whether the adjoining picture goes together with the headline or not, but it did make me chuckle for a bit there
http://imgur.com
Dating service
I can hear them think at Google: "We make it possible for people to look for information, so why don't make it possible for them to find a suitable mate"
http://www.google.com
Women
Pantene, a brand of hair products, was wondering this: given the choice between 10 more IQ points or getting great hair for the rest of their life, which would you pick women of the world? For real, girls?
http://www.facebook.com
Once you see it
you cannot unsee it. Although I have to admit, this shit is so weird, it's almost hypnotizing. I'm wondering what that little boy would think now looking back at this
Defriended
I present you Mike, a pathetic guy. He goes completely berserk realizing that he just got defriended again. I'm guessing he checks the numbers every day?
http://imgur.com
Thursday, March 11, 2010
Tasty
I do like Japanese food, but this might be a bridge too far for me. The dead frog starring at me, doesn't help either
Gateway
As I was driving down Ridgeway Road, wait, no, this isn't Ridgeway Rd anymore... OMG the gateway to another dimension
http://maps.google.com
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Crime
It makes perfectly sense to me. It's not easy to take the guy without make up out from a police lineup.
http://imgur.com
The oar fish
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the rarest fish you will ever lay eyes on. This fish is believed to herald earthquakes. Given the fact that it's a deep sea creature, very little is known about them. They usually wash up - although rarely - dying along the Sea of Japan. But since November 2009 not less than 19 have washed up in several Japanese prefectures. Most were dead or died shortly after they were found. Seiji Sasai of the Echizen Matsushima Acquarium in Sakai, Japan, found two in four days. “It is baffling why these rare creatures emerged within such a short time,” he told Ashai Shimbun
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
North Korea
It never ceases to surprise me. Found this collection of anti American propaganda. Gotta say, they do have quite the imagination
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Fox
You almost had me Fox. And all of a sudden I'm enlightened how the republicans won the elections in Florida
http://imgur.com
FBI
I'm not so sure they will be inconspicuous any longer when driving this robocop car
http://imgur.com
Leprechauns
I didn't know they were gay. In any case, it seems you can purchase Leprechauns now. Saves us the trouble of actually looking for one
http://imgur.com
Iron man
No, actually just a wannabe. Just wondering, but isn't that stuff very toxic or something? Guess he sniffed too much glue or worse
Got milk?
CNN poll... 11.953 sickos and counting, or should I be more open minded? In case your wondering what made CNN do the poll: click
http://imgur.com
In your face Mars
Remember a while ago there was this picture of the surface of the planet Mars where a face was visible, well Earth has a giant Indian!!! Zoom in.
http://maps.google.com
Warp 2
"These equations work solely based on the fact that you're traveling less than the speed of light"
http://imgur.com
First aid
It's good to know what Americans nowadays refer to as an emergency, or urgent
http://imgur.com
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
Artwork
I don't care much for the artwork of the guy, but I'd love to see more art from the girl
http://imgur.com
Picking kids
No, not nose picking. So this is what happens if kids can get away from TV or internet for a brief moment.
Idiot driver vs ladder user
... no, make that Idiot driver vs the rest. Back window wiper is priceless, just making sure the guy who was just run over doesn't stick on the window?
Arms dealing
This one looks "shopped" apparently. Answer: "u cnt buy guns in no shop". Uh, what?
http://imgur.com
Victoria's Secret
OK, I'm sure now, facebook quizzes are made by retarded morons with Down syndrome who recently suffered a stroke. "... I here..." for real facebook? And what if that best friend is a straight male friend? I'm sure his favorite store IS Victoria's Secret
http://imgur.com
Vitaminwater
I hear the idea came from facebook users. Appears to become a very popular drink
http://www.facebook.com
Is that an outdoor fireplace?
"History was never my strongest subject". Yes, we'll just assume that she was mindbendingly spectacular at geometry then. I laughed at when she says "this time". In any case, I'm hoping she will bring more joy to all of you in the future, so I did a bit of detective work and this is her account. She has >800 friends, so I'm guessing you'll be befriended in a jiffy.
http://imgur.com
Youtube final broadcast
We've come to the end of tonight's program. Music and announcement are spot on. Comedy gold I tell you
Profile picture
Here's one that wasn't thought over. Golden shower anyone? If you don't know what that means, I suggest you google it
http://imgur.com
Arms dealing
Now moved from the shady alleys of metropolitan areas to your facebook, because purchasing them should be made even more convenient
http://imgur.com
Monday, March 8, 2010
RIP Michael
Perfect thread, it starts with a dumbass who's ranting, continues with a guy who tries to point out that there is really no difference in fucking or being fucked by 72 virgins, to finally end with a spelling nazi. Ah internet, how full you have made my life
http://imgur.com
Quiz
So fill me in on this one, will you. Not only do I have to do a quiz to know what month I was born in, but the answers are completely not making sense either. What are those gems doing there?
http://imgur.com
Quiz
Why thank you facebook, that's so considerate of you to advice me what ethnicity I should be dating, but uuhh, doesn't this qualify as racism?
http://imgur.com
YMCA
Sing along people: Young man, there's no need to feel down. I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground. I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town There's no need to be unhappy... It's fun to stay at the Y-...
http://imgur.com
Sunday, March 7, 2010
Catheter
Why would you do that??? Is there actually somebody who would think of sending one in real life? If you don't know what it looks like, I suggest you google it
http://imgur.com
Spelling
I can't see how this kind of language makes it easier to understand things. It took me 3 years to decipher what they're talking about and I still don't get it
http://imgur.com
Normal
Nice to see what comes on top of mind of Google when you type in "normal". Aside from that, I like their way of thinking
http://imgur.com
North Korea
Let's trim our hair in accordance with the socialist lifestyle. WTF North Korea?
http://en.wikipedia.org
Saturday, March 6, 2010
Military
They don't tell their recruits to say anything, so we should stop thinking that the military brainwash
http://imgur.com
Fan
I'm not sure I understand your suggestion facebook. I'm a fan of Barrack Obama so now you assume I would be a fan of Lil Wayne too? Racism anyone?
http://imgur.com
The art of spamming
So just you know guys, facebook is now the ultimate medium to spam. Unless you actually thought she was going to show her pierced cooch after eating a pizza
http://imgur.com
Socialism
First there was Marx, then Lenin, then Stalin, and now we have Avatar? "This movie is just a half-billion dollar response to the recent growth of true Americans, to the media is working for the wrong side. True Americans join this group"
http://www.facebook.com
Friday, March 5, 2010
Mozart
Wiki intro: Leck mich im Arsch (literally "..........") is a canon in B-flat major composed by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, with lyrics in German. It was one of a set of at least six canons probably written in Vienna in 1782. WTF!!! Was this OK back then???
http://wikipedia.org
War in the middle east
Now ceased because of facebook... No seriously: The Israeli Defence Forces (IDF) had to call off an incursion into a West Bank village because the soldier revealed his combat unit, the location of the operation and when it was set to take place.
http://news.yahoo.com
Africa
Yes the "no" - "not" spelling mistake was what startled us... You made another spelling mistake with "univeral" btw
http://imgur.com
Honesty
The most important thing in a relationship. And yes, Scott is honest alright
http://imgur.com
Hammock bear
You can't help but encourage him to finally get in that damn hammock, and when he finally does... The "where the hell's my beer" moment on 0:49 is nice though.
Thursday, March 4, 2010
Reply
A bit wordy, so this makes it quite a read, but I love it how he takes time to argument and reply... pure ownage
http://imgur.com
Static vs cat
Result: lots of laughter, cat is annoyed, balloon survives... I'm gonna give this round to the balloon. That aside, the cat has first hand experience on how it's like to have a gigantic ball sack
FarmMafia
Phil was the living proof that 47 years of playing facebook games nearly non-stop, had caused no ill-effects... are you sure that's because of the facebook games?
http://imgur.com
TMNT
or Tiny Mutant Ninja Turtles, heading for the sea, hand in hand... paw in paw?... or flipper in flipper?
http://www.facebook.com
Republicans
They're desperate to get voters now. This guy tells about a friend request he got from a prom queen girl whose name was Erin Perkins, only to find out it was the GOP who friended him. Repeat after me "How low can you go"
http://lbjuice.com
Awareness test
How many passes does the team in white make... The answer threw me out of my own court, see if you can do better
Wednesday, March 3, 2010
The Moment of Truth
Wiki intro: The Moment of Truth is an American game show. Contestants answer a series of 21 increasingly personal and embarrassing questions to receive cash prizes. Prior to the show, a contestant is hooked up to a polygraph (a lie detector for those who don't read enough) and asked more than 50 questions; there is no polygraph testing conducted during the actual show. Without knowing the results of the polygraph, he or she is asked 21 of those same questions again on the program, each becoming progressively more personal in nature.
And now the fun part... This stupid blond risked all she had (her marriage, her family,...) for a couple of thousand bucks. Just watch it.
and here's the non-fast-forwarded moment:
And now the fun part... This stupid blond risked all she had (her marriage, her family,...) for a couple of thousand bucks. Just watch it.
and here's the non-fast-forwarded moment:
The Tonight Show
with Jay Leno... I'll remember which tags I have to use next time when I google it
http://imgur.com
Hypothesis
"If you were stranded on a tropical island by yourself with boxes of cornflakes and 6 chickens, how would you survive the longest off these two resources?"... He never expected an answer like this
http://imgur.com
Real life photoshop
Sort of... I completely lost it by the time I got to the 4th picture, I know I'm childish
http://imgur.com
English
Forget what they taught you at school, new rules are made each day. I actually had to read very slowly to understand what she was trying to say
http://imgur.com
Tuesday, March 2, 2010
Milk
Well, there's a taste. Milk should just taste like milk... and no it's not photoshopped you trolls, the brand is Neilson Trutaste
http://imgur.com
Captcha
I pretty sure facebook hired somebody to come up with the captcha stuff now.
http://imgur.com
Information
That was information we all could have gone without for the rest of our lives, "thanks" Christina
http://imgur.com
Monday, March 1, 2010
Focused
That's what you'd like to think you are, guess again... Check this movie if you don't believe me
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