tracebook: 07/01/2010

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Family ties

It's good that Jimmy didn't meet her before Brian did, or something very WTF would have happened

http://imgur.com

Ever seen a train lay its own track?

You know, after having seen this, I have to say those Belgians are like millions of years ahead of Americans where everything is still done by hand!!!

Yeah, I can see that happening

Because you know, he's equally sweet and all. Or is there something else I'm missing here?

http://imgur.com

Aaaaarghhh!!!

It's nicely done and all that, but somehow it does come across as creepy. Kill it with fire!!!

http://imgur.com

Context please

WTF is this diagram trying to teach me to do??? I can't think of a situation where one would do this willingly

http://imgur.com

Get yours today!!!

For all those hard to reach areas... Wipes 'em & wipes 'em. I mean, what's not to like about this product

http://imgur.com

Wedding

I wonder what the theme was of the wedding... Looks funny though. Oh lookie, seems they invited Hitler too

http://www.mergeweddings.com

Sunday, July 18, 2010

Trouble ahead

Not only is Kim a slut who nobody will want, but I'm fairly sure she's about to lose her job as well

http://imgur.com

Wii music

Not quite what you think, but very creative anyway

Psycho?

To say the very least. Can this be considered as a weird way of stalking? One can only wonder why he left Kayla

http://imgur.com

Education? So overrated!!!

At least to these bunch. And if you're wondering yourself, it goes through more than 1 continent

http://imgur.com

Produce of Holland

Well, that's what it says in fine prints at least. So is it safe to say Dutch people DON'T have taste?

http://imgur.com

Bible

Truly a treasure case with hidden gems like these. And the key to be a good christian is to take this literally, people!!!

http://www.biblegateway.com

Ohwwwkaaay...

Fun things to do with... Wait, what??? Has to be a one shot one hit, because practice... Forget it.

http://www.inhabitots.com

Saturday, July 17, 2010

Girl

So, I met this girl on facebook... and I think she's legit and she might be the one. I'll totally give her my credit card

http://imgur.com

Too much time

a camera, some matches and a gun, give you this

Have I got news for you!!!

At first I definitely saw dancers, but then, I put myself to re-orientation camp and nooowww...

http://imgur.com

Giraffe and a donkey

Have you ever seen a giraffe try to have sex with a donkey. Most likely not. Believe me it goes very difficult

http://imgur.com

WTF

In Canada if your looking for a real estate developer you call WTF. Yes, you read that right

http://www.wtfgroup.com

Travelling cool

Luggage all look the same nowadays, so you might want to put an extra distinctive marker. Here's some stickers you might to put on

http://www.geekosystem.com

Awkward family pet photo

Wouldn't we all wish we would have a cougar as a pet when we were kids. The other pics are just too weird to comprehend

http://www.msnbc.msn.com

Suggestive

Whow Facebook. When someone lists "women" as an "interest" you sure know how to pic an icon!

http://imgur.com

Friday, July 16, 2010

Wrapping a gift cat

The ultimate proof that cats are genetically selected with the "I don't give fuck" gene

Oh Heather

I would like to imagine that Heather went out and turned her garden upside down in a full rubber suit

http://imgur.com

Odd website

Nice animation and all, but to what purpose does this site serve? I can't put it in any category but the WTF one

http://hoogerbrugge.com

Fun bags

So basically, the more you drink, the smaller the initial looks of your bust will be? Doesn't matter, I'd still drink it

http://nymag.com

French bullfighting

not as gruesome and torturing as the Spanish version

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Father of the year

Commemorating the first birthday of his kid... Yeah, sure, let's just go with that. It makes him look less like a total douche

http://imgur.com

Undercover karaoke

Jewel, one of the few who can actually sing. Other singers don't really dare to do this, since there is no computer altering helping them

Trying to say something?

No, facebook, I really don't feel like doing that. It might get me in trouble, but thank you for your thoughts

http://imgur.com

I'm not sure that's a good idea, fb

Maybe when they're older I'll join that group, but for now it seems a bit risky... Or wait, ooooohhh nice try FBI

http://imgur.com

Complete zen

Forget about monks breaking bricks, doing triple flips while mastering some weapon. THESE guys know what ultimate meditation is

http://imgur.com

Yeah, but what if you swallow one

Simple, then you don't have to wipe your ass. Not sure whether it will clog the pipes though

http://lifehacker.com

Unreal parking

I want an option to have my car washed while it's parked in there. That would be cool... and then you come back to see you left your rear windows open.

http://www.woehr.de

Friggin' genius!!!

I've been told that this doesn't work on IE (who uses that anyway) nor Opera. Works on Firefox and Chrome though

http://unevengoogle.com

You will be confused

It's so compelling to perceive this according to what you are used to expect

Gillette...

The best a man can get! Remember that commercial? Well, now they've embarked upon a new venture: making cars

http://www.futurecarreports.com

Purple forest

Looks like BP was investigating grape drink for an alternative fuel source and fucked up that part of the world as well

http://maps.google.com

A virginity read

So when and how did celebrities lose their virginity? Probably a question that has been playing in your dirty minds

http://www.thedailybeast.com

Hmmm

Never knew it was going to be this surprising. Type in hmmm in google, go to images, see what the result is.

http://www.google.com

The devil in you

Whether you're evil remains to be seen, but what is sure is that you're horny, and you really want to have your way with this girl

http://www.thedevilinyou.com

Monday, July 12, 2010

Panda

What do you mean panda??? That's a friggin' blue fin tunafish. Get your animals right Dina. You just sound stupid

http://imgur.com

Ridin solo

This kid has NO IDEA how embarrassed ~~he's~~ his kids are going to be by these videos some day...

Just hanging

Well, at least we now know that it's true that Scottish guys don't wear any underwear under their quilt

http://imgur.com

Whow

Did a bit of research for you guys, Negros is an island in the Philippines. And in the Philippines they speak English too... I knew it wasn't what I thought it was

http://imgur.com

Because we rule, that's why

But to tell you the truth, I think those Martian girls are not bad either, or maybe those chicks of Alpha Centauri

http://www.facebook.com

Lebron

Yeah, his policies are just low. Denise, please read more or watch better programs on TV, because this is just... terrible

http://imgur.com

Many who like...

We're not familiar with Islam, but wasn't gambling haram (against Islamic rules). Or is Allah as a big of a gamble as poker?

http://imgur.com

The force of chipmunks

Give a photographer some nuts and Star Wars action figures and he'll put chipmunks to work on being awesome... I LOL'd

http://starwarfigure.com

Ichiro Suzuki

made quite an impact on this girl. Commentator nailed it with his comments though :)

Sore boobs

For a change the question seems legit. I do hope however this girl believes that answer and ends up going to see her doctor

http://answers.yahoo.com

Check out the 2^nd pic

Are my eyelashes ok? Right then... George Micheal getting ready to head off to the local public toilet

http://www.amazon.com

Don't shit your pants

Back to the 80's it is. Type the commands and get the achievements.

Oh that girl has a nice ass...

Think again. Imagine meeting a girl and taking her home just to take off her pants and finding one of these things...

http://www.lovemybubbles.com

His name...

was just a pun waiting to happen. It would have been more epic if he would have taken his car and decided to go for a ride

http://news.bbc.co.uk

Sunday, July 11, 2010

Jehova's witnesses

Personally I have to admit that it has been a while ago that they knocked on my door, but I know what to do next time

http://imgur.com

Femskin

A whole lot of WTF going around here. One can only wonder who the target market is

Geology is for nerds?

Guess again... This has got to be the coolest thing you have ever seen. Now we just have to find the guy who lives there: Superman

http://www.abovetopsecret.com

Supermodels

In case you're not up to date with what's going on in fashion, there is a new definition of beautiful

http://ninemsn.com.au

Not the smartest

This lake didn't get the best grades when it was just a puddle, so it ended being not really popular among the locals

http://maps.google.com

BP

Pretty spot on if you ask me. 2012 is approaching with the speed of BP's reaction to the spill 5Thx to Terence)

What's the purpose of that, Google?

Something might be wrong here... It's cool to see that the road is, uhh, nothing like that at all

http://maps.google.com

Saturday, July 10, 2010

Zach Anner

Sometimes you get one of those internet remarks that has WIN written all over it... So, Oprah, Zach thanks you for screwing him!!!

http://imgur.com

Backflip

Live television and you want to show off... not once, but twice. Good luck finding your dignity

What to watch

Read the yellow dude... So let's just agree that Family Guy and The Simpsons are brainwashing us

http://imgur.com

Yeah, I can see that happening

for once it's not speculation on fb's part, since there's a lot of overlap between their respective fan/listener bases

http://imgur.com

Mel Gibson

You've read about his rant, now listen to the word of Mel. He's such a hero

Bad mood?

But you're out of vocabulary? Let tracebook help you out there. Research department is looking for new elemnts...

http://imgur.com

Canny

1 question... WHYYYYYY??? What happened to simple paper wrap or aluminum foil? Isn't this extra pollution to the environment?

http://markonefoods.com

Friday, July 9, 2010

Nice rhyme

Keep it up, pretty soon you'll get - let's see, how many countries were there in the world cup - 32 death threats and a record deal.

http://imgur.com

Damn smart

This reminds me of Pinky and the Brain... This cockatoo is smarter than George Bush!!!

Feed the head

Other than trying to follow the instruction of the URL, I'm not sure what to do here, just click around

http://www.feedthehead.net

Hmm...

You need to work on that recognition software of you, facebook... Oh wait, we DO recognize the guy, wasn't his name Dick?

http://imgur.com

Boston Red Sox

Are you sure about that facebook? I can understand the poker part, but somehow the other suggestion seems a bit off

http://imgur.com

Interesting...

That's the only thing that can be said about this. Anyone care to explain what happened in December 2009?

http://www.google.com

Sounds about right

So you go to school, you sit down, take out your pen and paper, what's the next thing you do usually?

http://imgur.com

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Tired Gay succumbs to Dix

You know damn well that journalist has been waiting all his life to write a headline like that. He can die a happy man now

http://www.reuters.com

Lindsay Lohan goes to jail

Bring ooooonnn the teaaaaarsssss, yeaaahhh... You and me would probably have to serve like 500 years for what she did.

Faces

Somewhat weird to look at, but creative nonetheless. You might want to check out his other videos too.

http://www.flickr.com

Doesn't seem right, google

Go to translate.google.com. translate from Dutch to English. Type in "go netherlands". Read result. And because you're lazy:

http://translate.google.com

Follow her

And you better make damn sure the Netherlands are going to win. Bribe the refs, bribe Blatter if you have to, that shouldn't be too difficult

http://twitter.com

Nice forecast google

For the morons among you, google maps is not real time. But they were pretty spot on (pun intended) years before the spill

http://maps.google.com

Here's a smart prank to do

Look at your watch.

Say, "Oh shit, they're firing up the LHC in a few seconds; we have to check it out because this is their biggest collision ever and they have a live webcam IN the collider."

Rush to the computer and go here. While it's loading say, "Hope we're not late. It's starting literally any second."

Take the joke as far as you want. It can be a great way to get someone to admit a secret they never wanted to tell you until they were about to die.

http://www.easyout.co.uk

Roman candles

Guys being guys I guess. 1 is too stupid to use his brains, the other one thinks he's using his brains and gives some advice. 4th of July FTW!!!

http://imgur.com

Zip-it

There's a dead hooker in your drain??? In any case, they just made another sale. I want that shit out of my drain.

Lora got owned

I'm glad to see that there is at least 1 smart person on FB. Aftermath? Girl deleted everything after Christopher's comment, no rebuttal :(

http://imgur.com

Tasty

Sure, why not. 1 spicy thing can perfectly go hand in hand with the other spicy thing. I mean, you guys don't do that?

http://imgur.com

"I deserve it"

You know, you would actually wonder what he has to say that he wants to have a talk... I slipped and my dick fell into her vagina?

http://imgur.com

God works in mysterious ways

And I must say, very mysterious ways if this were the case... Oooorr, we are all in the wrong religion, yes no matter which one

http://imgur.com

What the hell???

How this appeared in the suggestions is beyond me. I tried it and it's still there. My money is on 4chan

http://imgur.com

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

They're being sanctioned for this

Probably because they didn't get their daily quota of dead Muslims... Then again, Ke$ha's song makes sure they wouldn't want to live anymore. Nice tactics Israelis

Wayne, is that you?

Come to think of it... wouldn't it be much cooler if Google street view cars should only drive around on halloweens

http://maps.google.com

Inmate smuggles camera in prison

Films for 6 months. Captures footage nobody has ever seen before. HBO is going to air the footage as a documentary (premiere, July 14, 2010)... Must see

http://www.thisis50.com

Don't go down that road...

Nothing good can come of it. Zoom out, road is in... Oh, so many jokes: If you try to get some Beaverhead, you'll end up with nothing but a bloody dick

http://maps.google.com

I giggled

Mr Cat is annoyed by this goldie oldie meme

Best husband ever

Personally I don't care much for mayonnaise, and just imagining what body heat would do to it, makes me gag already

http://answers.yahoo.com

Monday, July 5, 2010

Yeah that's a flute alright

Seems like studying abroad has made this student more stupid or maybe the school back home was just too retarded

http://imgur.com

No prejudice here

But something tells me Jamie will make a "great" mother... if she lives by the tattoo she put on her side

http://imgur.com

So many curious guys

Every second a sucker is born. I haven't tried the link myself, so I'm not going to advise you to do it. Unless you're on somebody else's computer of course :)

http://imgur.com

Really?

This one looks rather improbable. Maybe it should rather say "watching sports" as in being a couch potato

http://imgur.com

Plausible

Imagine, in a not so distant future, based on all your "likes" they could actually suggest you to lose some weight

http://imgur.com

Congratulations

This is probably how you've always imagined it would happen, no? Oh well, at least be happy you're getting a son-in-law

http://imgur.com

List of best films...

... of 2011. Yes, you read that right, 2011. The list has already been made. The oscars are probably taken care of as well

http://www.imdb.com

Women

Most likely more dangerous than any radioactive material known to man. Read the material data sheet here

http://imgur.com

Band names

Because you've always wondered where they got their names from. Well, in case they weren't stoned or drunk, that is.

http://en.wikipedia.org

Cat dance thing

I can't quite put my finger on it what this is. But those Swedish people sure like their cats weird

http://utl.pt

Poop anyone?

Yahoo answers - the repository for intelligent discourse on the internet. Naah, let's make that the greatest troll community ever

http://answers.yahoo.com

Clash of the brands 2010

The world cup isn't about some pussy fag millionaires running silly chasing a ball. It's basically a 1 month long commercial for sport brands (thx Terence)

http://imgur.com

Sunday, July 4, 2010

This going to be a bit of a read here. Since quite a while you can see with what device you or your friends have posted something on facebook: blackberry, iphone, xbox, etc... It usually appears like a small icon below your post. What you didn't know is that you can post from virtually any device, as long as you know the codes. And of course, I will give them to you.

Instructions:

copy paste this: http://www.facebook.com/connect/prompt_feed.php?preview=true&api_key=74769995908 (with 74769995908 standing for an android device)