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Wednesday, May 26, 2010
Yes please
I, like many other guys (and here and the an occasional girl) would indeed like to watch you do that
What is life
Steven has some deep thoughts. He heard that some of the major philosophers recently created an account, so hey, why not give it a try.
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Typo
The story behind this post is the fact that this guy hasn't been on a date in a while... Makes the typo so much funnier
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Stay classy now
Oh and while you're at it, could you ask them whether I could keep the ones I was borrowing from him?
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Well, I don't know about the 3 others
But the on one I see, yeah, it clearly says that. Making it public on your wall doesn't make it less stupid
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Oh my
Newsflash dear, been there, done that. Get your head out of your ass and start reading books
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Now here's an idea
Make way IKEA, this is built much faster and easier than your Billy. Parents, go buy this for your college kids
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Smart parenting
Ardi Rizal, from Sumatra Indonesia. Started smoking at 18 months, now at 2 years old smokes 40 cigarettes a day. Dad: "he looks pretty healthy to me"
Useless
Yet entertaining. You know for when you need a stupid pun or joke at hand, or maybe that oneliner that makes you look "cool"
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U2
So there's Bono and then there's The Edge (is that his real name btw?). Oh do you know the name of the other 2? No? Neither does Google
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Back to the future
This is one of the subtleties you probably have missed when watching the movie. If you haven't seen it yet, consider yourself lacking culture
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Scared the shit out of him
I'm evil, I died laughing imagining what happened. Those surely are very clean windows before he hit it
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Oh ok, so that's what happens
Sorry stickyboy, nice try, back in the days we didn't have a microwave oven yet, did we?
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Not using Windows or Mac OS?
Well, what else is there? Let's try installing Dell then. But forget about installing Packard Bell, I hear it's bad... Oh the stupidity of some people
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Spelling
Yeah, come to think of it, that was supposed to be duck. Also, you need to write the "g" in sittin
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Copy... paste
You can only wonder how some people have managed to create an account if some basic skills are not even met
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Salty taste
Well, girls (and to a certain extent, some guys) does it taste salty? Because in that case Alberto has a suggestion
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LOL?
In the past 15 years, Holden was away from earth on a Mars mission. Needless to say that catching up needs to be done
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Condoms
My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family".
The moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car!!!
One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family".
The moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car!!!
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Welcome to East Brunswick
Here's a sneak peak of what the town looks like. Famous landmarks: the park, the gate to a parallel universe...
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PIN's and ATM's
Ever wondered why PIN's on bank cards have a 4 figured system? The answer is a whole lot easier than you think
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This woman is a dickhead
And you were probably thinking I was wrong on the terminology there when you were reading the title
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