http://imgur.com
Monday, May 31, 2010
Not in New Mexico..
But back in America is just fine. The logic some people use is just beyond comprehension
A website of text
Type whatever you want, wherever you want, just to fill up the page. So pointless, yet I'm so intrigued by this idea
http://www.yourworldoftext.com
Uganda and homosexuality
"Den da poo poo comes out an dey eat da poo poo"... Oh my, plenty of WTF going around here. I actually couldn't stop laughing.
Flojuggler
WOT... DA... FOK... Is it sad that it has come to this? "Make plans with confidence ahead..."
http://www.flojuggler.com
Hmm, let's see what to do this Sunday...
Oh here is something interesting... Uh what??? Yes you read that right, it's legit and it's real
http://sfgate.com
Prince of Persia
The movie looks like it's going to be a big flop, but the game remains a classic. Remember that this thing used to load for aaaages? guess what, it now loads in seconds as a flash application... I'm old :( Bigger version here:
http://www.unoriginal.co.uk
Actual sign and not shopped
It seems that this way of worshiping God does not limit itself to the Catholic church.
http://imgur.com
Sunday, May 30, 2010
"I don't want to tell you"
"Help, I'm sinking"... "Thank you for saving me"... This kid is surprisingly articulate for his age. Man, this made my day... cute and funny
WTF?
Not only have you no respect for our privacy, you also recommend us to not respect it ourselves? Thank you for the suggestion!!!
http://imgur.com
Darth Vader
It's pretty detailed, so it's a bit of a read. I love it how Samuel L. Jackson is the only one to appear under his own real name
http://imgur.com
Some day Simba, you will be king
The little guy's face looks more like he's saying "soon I shall rule this land with iron claws!" as Dad looks on at the monster he has created...
http://imgur.com
Holy crap... what???
As "good" and "delicious" this looks like, 1 question comes to mind: How to come by the necessary ingredient?
http://en.wikibooks.org
Translation instructions
Go to google translate, set it to English -> Yiddish, type "AIDS", click "translate". Copy paste the result, reverse to Yiddish -> English... BAAAMMM
http://translate.google.com
Saturday, May 29, 2010
Oh Sairah
You really think you are? I wonder what kind of stupid tests you had to do, to get accepted
http://imgur.com
R.I.P. Gary Coleman
And for the last time, I think we should quote what made him famous to Sam and Dante: "Whachu talkin' 'bout?"
http://imgur.com
Street Fighter
This may go above your head, but Street Fighter was a very popular almost legendary 90's computer game
http://imgur.com
Zero???
Why, thank you FB, for giving me idle hope and at the same time pointing out that I have no social life
http://imgur.com
Yo momma
What you can't learn from wikipedia. It's just a brief summary, but it will get you started
http://en.wikipedia.org
I suspect you may be right, Google
But just curious, doesn't this imply that I would have to swim rather than to walk? That was not our deal
http://imgur.com
Ground zero
Posted his status yesterday... Today the answers of his friends. This is downward stupid
http://imgur.com
Hearing for the first time in his life
Jonathan was born deaf. Doctors have managed to install a cochlear implant. Watch his very first reaction to his mother's voice... I know, damn those onions huh
Friday, May 28, 2010
This will sicken you too
Soldier has a debt of $ 800, but is in Iraq. Bank foreclosed his $ 300.000 house to settle the debt and sold it for $ 3.500... You gotta love banks
http://motherjones.com
Assault
Read this from bottom first to top. I bet the judge would react somewhat suprized... Assault by what?
http://imgur.com
This will end well
Next update: Ooooooohhhh shiiiiittttt... One after that: I'm in the hospital, and lost both legs
http://imgur.com
Are you ready...
For the most badass movie of the century? It's so awesome they even forgot to put Scwarzennegger in it!!!
http://imgur.com
Victorian computer
Most detailed and thorough computer modding I've come across so far. The USB stick and the webcam alone are full of win
http://makezine.com
Hot damn, that looks "tasty"
Ok serious now, convenient, yes, but tasty? I thought the concept of Asian food was it's freshness.
http://www.sushipopper.com
Lucifer
It's strange that this hasn't become to be a groundbreaking classic novel. I guess Shawn Munjo is the pseudonym for Eric Cartman
http://www.amazon.com
Doesn't get any safer than this
Forget expensive locker safes, or complex alarm systems. Let me ask you something, would you even go near this?
http://www.sears.com
Dolph Lundgren
Yeah, I know, he comes off as a total douche, but guess again, he's probably smarter than you... Just read
http://www.dailymail.co.uk
Not sure how to tackle this...
Easy, start with blaming everybody else around, then when it really starts to soak in, start with thinking of a plan of how proceed
http://twitter.com
50 cent
He looks more like a penny now. Background info, he's preparing for a movie roll as a cancer patient
http://www.facebook.com
Ground zero
Not to be an ass here, but I kinda agree with this guy, but for that matter, I would also disagree on having a church or synagogue there
http://imgur.com
Think again
If you're about to do something you're not supposed to do, don't follow Hollywood... That means, don't tell or unfold your plans!!!
http://imgur.com
Your tax dollars at work
Maybe one child needs to be left behind, or in this case, several. It would free up money for more useful projects
http://imgur.com
Brittany, just stop
Give up, don't bother the effort. If you don't get the subject or topic right, oh well, you might as well listen to Charles. Btw, it's Tourette
http://imgur.com
So ironic
Hassan, please learn English first before you submit yourself into further embarrassment.
http://imgur.com
Thursday, May 27, 2010
Targetting
Google advertising is getting really good at who it targets. So now, if you type Olsen twin, you probably trigger eating disorder ads
http://imgur.com
Flood of frogs
Oh Greece how you continue to amuse us. First the economic crisis, now a flood of frogs... But wait, wasn't this a biblical omen or some sort? I vaguely remember pharaoh and Moses in the story
Meanwhile in Japan...
Meet the local biker gang. I dunno, but they don't remotely scare me rather than crack me up
http://imgur.com
The police, ever so helpful
What confuses me is that it's clearly happening somewhere in America, which would imply her being arrested in the blink of an eye, right?
http://imgur.com
Not your average bath duck
With BP spilling oil all over, economy not anywhere near recovery, you might actually need one of these... But then again, you could also wait for 2012
http://imgur.com
North Korea
Most of these pics were controlled pics, but even so, it gives a small impression of what a rogue nation looks like
http://www.douban.com
Plenty of WTF going around...
Here are some kids that are trying to win the Darwin awards... Especially the paraplegic one
http://www.nypost.com
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
Yes please
I, like many other guys (and here and the an occasional girl) would indeed like to watch you do that
http://imgur.com
What is life
Steven has some deep thoughts. He heard that some of the major philosophers recently created an account, so hey, why not give it a try.
http://imgur.com
Typo
The story behind this post is the fact that this guy hasn't been on a date in a while... Makes the typo so much funnier
http://imgur.com
Stay classy now
Oh and while you're at it, could you ask them whether I could keep the ones I was borrowing from him?
http://imgur.com
Well, I don't know about the 3 others
But the on one I see, yeah, it clearly says that. Making it public on your wall doesn't make it less stupid
http://imgur.com
Oh my
Newsflash dear, been there, done that. Get your head out of your ass and start reading books
http://imgur.com
Now here's an idea
Make way IKEA, this is built much faster and easier than your Billy. Parents, go buy this for your college kids
http://www.inewidea.com
Smart parenting
Ardi Rizal, from Sumatra Indonesia. Started smoking at 18 months, now at 2 years old smokes 40 cigarettes a day. Dad: "he looks pretty healthy to me"
Useless
Yet entertaining. You know for when you need a stupid pun or joke at hand, or maybe that oneliner that makes you look "cool"
http://www.loljks.com
U2
So there's Bono and then there's The Edge (is that his real name btw?). Oh do you know the name of the other 2? No? Neither does Google
http://maps.google.com
Back to the future
This is one of the subtleties you probably have missed when watching the movie. If you haven't seen it yet, consider yourself lacking culture
http://imgur.com
Scared the shit out of him
I'm evil, I died laughing imagining what happened. Those surely are very clean windows before he hit it
http://imgur.com
Oh ok, so that's what happens
Sorry stickyboy, nice try, back in the days we didn't have a microwave oven yet, did we?
http://imgur.com
Not using Windows or Mac OS?
Well, what else is there? Let's try installing Dell then. But forget about installing Packard Bell, I hear it's bad... Oh the stupidity of some people
http://imgur.com
Spelling
Yeah, come to think of it, that was supposed to be duck. Also, you need to write the "g" in sittin
http://imgur.com
Copy... paste
You can only wonder how some people have managed to create an account if some basic skills are not even met
http://imgur.com
Salty taste
Well, girls (and to a certain extent, some guys) does it taste salty? Because in that case Alberto has a suggestion
http://imgur.com
LOL?
In the past 15 years, Holden was away from earth on a Mars mission. Needless to say that catching up needs to be done
http://imgur.com
Condoms
My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family".
The moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car!!!
One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family".
The moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car!!!
http://imgur.com
Welcome to East Brunswick
Here's a sneak peak of what the town looks like. Famous landmarks: the park, the gate to a parallel universe...
http://www.google.com
PIN's and ATM's
Ever wondered why PIN's on bank cards have a 4 figured system? The answer is a whole lot easier than you think
http://news.bbc.co.uk
This woman is a dickhead
And you were probably thinking I was wrong on the terminology there when you were reading the title
http://imgur.com
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
Duh duh duh da da da
What's the song that goes like that? Sorry dude, I need a couple of duh's and da's more to pinpoint the song
http://answers.yahoo.com
Oh, what an interesting flower, anyone know the name of the plant?
It's on the tip of my tongue... Can't quite put my finger on it... I'm digging deep, but I just can't find it... keep pushing, you might get lucky!
http://imgur.com
2012
Dude, don't be ridiculous, the world is going to come to and end starting with BP's oil disaster, ending with Sarah Palin being elected
http://imgur.com
I wish this man the best
First of all, 8,5 hours? That's ambitious. Secondly, making and keeping this public? This can only turn out well
http://imgur.com
Nice catch
What I like most about this video is the fact that it has different angles. Oh, stupid kid too
KFC
I'm fairly sure he's reinforcing the stereotype... If you can get passed by the jibber jabber and understand his English that is
http://imgur.com
Ladybugs
It started as funny, but then I was like ಠ_ಠ. But on another note, could it be he just ate one?
http://imgur.com
Megan Fox
Let's just say that this shows how "multifaceted" the male sex is. Girls, we're not as complicated as you
http://imgur.com
Classic senior moment
Let me tell you how it goes on from this point: they call people like you and me and have us explain blindly where to - in this case - the logout link
http://imgur.com
Ok, gotcha
I was rather more annoyed by the spelling and punctuation mistake, than her opinion actually.
http://imgur.com
And the award for the most badass name goes to...
Please don't let me have to explain this to you. He competes with the Batman bin Suparman guy
http://imgur.com
Pacman
Yyou might have missed that you can actually play it too. Just click in the google doodle and wait a bit. Navigate with arrows
http://www.google.com
What is that?
And why is it hanging there? I was trying to figure out the relationship between the firetrucks and the noose bound dummy. This scene makes no sense.
http://maps.google.com
The mysterious number 6174
Occasionally there is something that gives me goosebumps, and makes me go philosophical. THIS is one of those things
http://plus.maths.org
The oil disaster
You might not have a grasp of how terrible the situation is right now. So let me show you some pictures. Nicely done BP
http://www.boston.com
Why, that... is... INGENIOUS!!!
Another thing to try: Stick a piece of hard spaghetti into your victim's banana, through the top. After a while, it will absorb moisture and become soft. Now, when your victim bites into their banana there is a disgusting worm thing inside, and they've eaten half of it!
http://imgur.com
Monday, May 24, 2010
Geography puns
These will leave you in a state of Missouri... Get it? Tried one myself there. It's a bit of a read, but worth it
http://imgur.com
So you decided to step out of life
But you want to attract people while doing so (Budapest)... WARNING: graphic!!!
It has come to this now
But in her defense, I'm willing to cute her some slack if the kid would always invite herself over for dinner
http://imgur.com
Not sure what to say on this
But it does raise a question though. What about women who were married prior to going to a convent, can they be called nuns too?
http://www.facebook.com
Oh, in that case...
Please skip the remainder of 2010 and the whole of 2011 and let it be 2012 soon, because frankly I don't think anybody can stand that girl hermaphrodite
http://imgur.com
Responsibility
Not something that is taught anymore nowadays. At the rate he's going, I wouldn't be surprised if he'd end up with some STD
http://imgur.com
Rebound
Probably not an action he thought over. Yes the post and the action itself. And now everybody knows what kind of a douche he is
http://imgur.com
If you decide to get yourself a new set of friends
You might as well like this group. But be prepared to get a whole shitload of hatemail afterwards
http://imgur.com
Sunday, May 23, 2010
Wheel of death
Every now and then a genius amongst us stands up to invent something new... THIS, is one of those somethings
Just don't add me
After looking at her profile picture, I kinda have a pretty good idea why guys would just friend her
http://imgur.com
For real?
And I thought the guy in the post below this one was stupid. Is this even something you want to share with your friends???
http://imgur.com
Boss
Let's hope he never friended his boss. Clearly youropenbook, is still new to him
http://imgur.com
Sore nipples
There is a plus side on the shabby privacy settings of facebook. Messages they thought were only for friends are actually open for everybody :)
http://imgur.com
Oilrig
Let me let you in on how big oil rigs are. Now that BP and Halliburton messed, it might give you some idea of how much money goes around in oil
http://imgur.com
Thursday, May 20, 2010
Misogynist
It's not just reddit (an online forum) but most likely the whole internet. Oh and misogynist = woman hater (for all you illiterate people)
http://imgur.com
Eerie fence graffiti
But oh so cool. It's a rare occasion that people would find graffiti cool, but this would rank pretty high
http://imgur.com
Wait, what?!?
Is this her idea of being practical? I don't want to be prude or anything, but this is a bit of a gray area here
http://imgur.com
You know what they say about stupid questions?
Let's just assume that for a change it's a genuine question and not an attempt to troll on the internet
http://imgur.com
Somebody has been busy
You've probably seen a shitload of animated .gif's by now, but none will even match the coolness of this one.
http://imgur.com
1980 <-> 2010
30 years apart, a world of difference, same geekyness. Please don't ask what those things are in the first picture, makes me feel old
http://imgur.com
Oh that looks interesting
Are you done yet with that page? You've been on it forever. Turn it already, I need to know how the story ends!!!
http://imgur.com
Birthday flashmob
Not fake, the bus driver just has a cool employer. Setting: Denmark, May 5, 2010, birthday of Mukhtar
(are my eyes wet again??? Damn, must be those onions)
(are my eyes wet again??? Damn, must be those onions)
Unexpected answers of little girl bring mother to tears
Let's go with shocked rather than touched. I'm willing to give her the benefit of the doubt. I mean we are talking about Georgia here
Come on, really now?
Can anybody see how this could be comfortable? Not to mention dangerous. Does he need to do pull-ups while riding or what?
http://imgur.com
Sound familiar?
Change the year into a more recent one, alter a the names of the company, and you pretty much got the war in Iraq. Business as usual for the USA
http://en.wikipedia.org
What is a kite?
As you may have noticed, browsing wikipedia can be amazing. It's like finding a nice internet graffiti. Try it
http://imgur.com
Wikipedia on Pamela Anderson
And this is the perfect example why Wikipedia is not a valid source for school papers. They seemed to have updated it, but there is a cache
http://imgur.com
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Oh Europe
It's charming, have to say, but the traffic light for just a couple of meters is just borderline ridiculous.
http://gamevip.com
Meanwhile in Australia
Well this is not quite facebook's fault of course... Man makes fake account, befriends a girl, stalks her to finally kill her
http://news.bbc.co.uk
Yes, you read that correctly
That's her actual name. She probably doesn't know the implications of her name in the English language
http://en.wikipedia.org
Jocely T. Harder
The most disgusting twitter account you will ever see, ex.: "I haven't washed yet today, and I just mowed the lawn. My body odor is such that..."
http://twitter.com
Luckiest man on earth
Survived 7 near death experiences and goes on to win the lottery... Only to give the money away
http://www.telegraph.co.uk
Garfield
Some of the reactions: "God I hope you are not serious because I just died laughing... I almost puked from laughing so hard... go to a counselor". nuf said
http://answers.yahoo.com
Seems people are getting fed up
Once again, I'm not looking for this information, but it seems that now we reached a peak point of where people are actually fed up with FB
http://www.quitfacebookday.com
Try it
The difficult part is probably getting the plastic and steel balls... I mean, where would you buy those
Landscape architecture
Unnoticed for 60 years, and then it hit us BAAMMM. Oh Hitler, you and your naughty ideas
http://en.wikipedia.org
BP
So BP and Halliburton messed up things real good didn't they. Right now, they're so desperate that's they're open to ANY suggestions you might have
http://www.deepwaterhorizonresponse.com
You know you want to
Go ahead do it. Because you won't listen to any advice anyway. So tempting, isn't it huh
http://2y.net
Japanese marriage
When the word Japan sneaks into a sentence, it can go either way: technology or weird. This time, let's do both
http://news.bbc.co.uk
Is that normal?
"This belongs under health, not dining out in San Fransisco"... In case of doubt, never ask your doctor, consult with the internet first
http://answers.yahoo.com
Monday, May 17, 2010
Knock, knock
Been waiting to use this joke: Knock, knock - Who's there - It's Luke - Luke who? - Luke Eemya. And yes, I know it's not supposed to be a joke
http://imgur.com
Their mum taught them well
They really do finish their meal and it's very clean. We just need to work on the speed though
Sunday, May 16, 2010
BOOOOMMM
That's the sound your mind will make when it's blown upon seeing this piece of furniture
http://imgur.com
Start the day with a smile
If that's not enough, mow a happy face. Aliens will know that you're the happiest person on earth
http://maps.google.com
Facebook is for grabs
Well, at least the info you're writing there. Again, privacy is something Zuckerberg doesn't think highly of
http://youropenbook.org
World's largest quilt
Can be found in the Netherlands. It's either that or Google engineers have been playing with MS Paint. Actually it's a secret government facility
http://maps.google.com
Who would have seen that coming
I'm waiting for posts of Sasha, considering that she liked it, I think it's safe to say that a similar stupidity will become her
http://imgur.com
He said what???
Besides the fact that this item is probably new news for you and as well for me, the comment at the end by the anchor makes it even better. What rounds it up is the reaction of the ladies to his remark
Super zoom
As opposed to the 3x zoom. He thinks he's on to something: "Why did nobody ever think of making a lens that can zoom?"
http://imgur.com
Oh the irony
By no means I'm telling you that you should delete your account (heck, I wouldn't have a blog left, would I), just think of what you put in it
http://www.facebook.com
I guess some people have seen the light
Unfortunately, seeing the light doesn't mean that you can actually delete your own account, since it belongs to facebook :(
http://imgur.com
Saturday, May 15, 2010
Excuse me???
What startles me is not the fact that it's a suggestion, but rather that it comes first in the ranking
http://imgur.com
Admit, don't pretend
When guys are too tough to admit they watch a girly show, you get this. In case you're wondering, it's Desperate Housewives
http://imgur.com
Korea
For a change, I think this is South-Korea and not North. But at least, you know how it's done now
The love for children
Hey pope, just telling you, if you set the example, don't be surprised of the consequences
http://imgur.com
Oh, OK, now that you mention it
I guess I'll have to delete my account then... Oh wait a minute, it doesn't matter, because you own my account
http://imgur.com
Combination made in heaven
So how does this go? You're thinking about babies and then a second later, you think "hey as a matter of fact I like ketchup too"?
http://imgur.com
Acutally, no I didn't mean that
Unless new rules regarding spelling have been issued. Perhaps they changed their name?
http://imgur.com
Friday, May 14, 2010
She is a mother of a 20 yr old
And she teaches us that besides labour day, the first of May also marks the beginning of something more fun
http://imgur.com
Thursday, May 13, 2010
Facebook privacy
I'll let you guys into something: You don't have to be friends with somebody to see what's on their wall, just change the "search" entries
http://www.facebook.com
That's it, Tyra has gone mad
WTF are you doing Tyra? That's not even remotely close from being funny.
A blind guiding a blind
How were they even able to open an account? Logic deduction teaches me that that would be impossible
http://imgur.com
Child support
Somebody give this woman a dictionary or any book with the definition. It's clear she has her priorities sorted out
http://imgur.com
Here bunny, bunny
Unlike Ryan, I do want to know the details. As for the solution, I like Blake's proposal, but only if I can be the bunny
http://imgur.com
No more roofies
How did you get it in in the first place? In case you wonder, this is a dude, not a girl
http://imgur.com
The face palm is appropriate
Not only because it takes like 500 years to decipher what she's saying, but also because of the fact that teen pregnancy seems very normal nowadays
http://imgur.com
Update
On this post. Apparently she has been reported, but more importantly, we should listen to the man from the future.
http://imgur.com
Voice activated Corgi
It only responds to a specific kind of voice, pitch and accent. BTW, talk like the beatles??? Sounds more like a mix of Arnold Schwarzenegger and Mr Burns
Are you sure you want to tell this to us?
Take a pick: 1. she is insane; 2. she is from the future; 3. she is stupid for revealing her plans; 4. she's all of the above
http://imgur.com
Why is there a taekwondo school here?
Answer: The surrounding area is swarming with ninjas. Necessity is the mother of invention, and you do want to defend yourself against those ninjas
http://maps.google.com
Oh the horror
OK, so, at minute 02:14 as we're surfacing from the water, we're all going to put on a silly look
http://imgur.com
You remain an inspiration to us all, Tiger
Although that might not be for your benefit, but then again, you do the "crime", you do the time
http://www.amazon.com
Privacy settings
Let it be clear for once and always, the data you put in your account belongs to facebook, even if you delete the account
http://www.nytimes.com
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
A rare view in facebook
A smart and witty conversation. Using appendix is where he went wrong though. Appendix is the most useless team mate ever, the one you pick last
http://imgur.com
100 $
Sadly, this is what most conversations go about nowadays... namely absolutely nothing at all.
http://imgur.com
Funny signs from around the world
New York Times is not all serious. Sometimes you can find some light digestible reading material
http://www.nytimes.com
No matter what...
... he does, there will always people who disagree with his choices, actions and doings. Those people are called prejudiced
http://imgur.com
So what if you would like to talk to Aaron?
You can't even change the chat options. Regardless, I doubt that all of them are friends you actually talk to on regular basis
http://imgur.com
Easter egg credits
Did a bit research on the Big Bang Theory credits and it appears all Chuck Lorre's shows have these easter eggs
http://www.chucklorre.com
Big Bang Theory
I always click to another channel at the end, but this one time I didn't and look what I discovered
http://imgur.com
Resize fail
Ice-T is taking over event invitations now. It starts to become an amateur product that facebook
http://imgur.com
"I'm pregnant"
Translation (I happen to speak a little dumbass): "Too shitty man! wtf I'm pregnant bitches have nothing to do in life but conversate on me! I guess motherfuckers want to start rumors about me. LMAO I laugh at these hoes
http://imgur.com
"I'm gay"
No, not me. This is what you get if you look up that sentence. Again, privacy is nowhere. Think again if you write something
http://imgur.com
Pregnant
Once more readers, this might seem innocent, but facebook is becoming nothing more than a data mining company that is selling your info to 3rd parties
http://imgur.com
Melanie's response
On this post. She just continues to live in her own world, ignoring that the truth - unlike what the X-flies proclaimed - might be out there
http://imgur.com
A good reminder
He broke up with Melanie a while ago and this is a good reminder of why he did well doing so... She's just impossible
http://imgur.com
Rumble in the jungle
In case you haven't heard, Facebook and Zynga (maker of FarmVille and Mafia Wars) are in a fight. FB is planning to make own games now, to get more data from you
http://imgur.com
I am appalled
It's spelled "pedophiles". And they forgot pedobear too, what's their angle on that? It's as well a pedophile as an animal and not in prison
http://www.facebook.com
Thanks for the suggestion
I think this mutual friend might want to get himself checked. Liking a famous ugly porn star with a large penis huh
http://imgur.com
A what lawyer?
I wonder what was in the email to trigger that ad. I'd like to go for the free consultation
http://imgur.com
Meanwhile in a mall in Beijing
Mickey Jesus!!! Not sure Walt would have liked this, but then again he wouldn't mind because it's a dead jew
http://imgur.com
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
Colin will soon realize his mistake
I'm glad there are still young teenagers with a moral compass, but rest assure that by the time he turns 16, he will regret having said this
http://imgur.com
Nice picture
Her mom seems to take it up really cool. From what I see, well they seem to be a nice hand full indeed
http://imgur.com
So parents are gone
And you decide to take advantage of the situation. Organizing a party at your place would seem cool, until...
http://imgur.com
Facebook breakups
Make the best breakups. "Don't you put this on me" and then there is "They're my favorite pair of underwear", etc...
http://imgur.com
When did that happen?
Don't you remember? We were in Vegas, nuff said... Would be nice to get the sequel to this
http://imgur.com
No waaaay
Has it come to this nowadays? What's next, the TV series? Well, kudos for Zynga... from zero to hero
http://imgur.com
What happened in Dec 2008?
I'm willing to cut some slack for USA, Canada, Australia and UK, but what's up with Pakistan, Morocco and Egypt? Isn't that a capital crime there?
http://www.google.com
Head north into OBLIVION
The holo-emitters on the holodeck are malfunctioning sir. We're trying to recalibrate it
http://maps.google.com
No Google, I did not mean that
Why would anybody want to see that? As a matter of fact, you just put a scarring mental image in my head now!!!
http://imgur.com
Must... have... one
Once in a while somebody manages to make ordinary things quite awesome. This is one of those things. After research: buy here
http://imgur.com
What's the point?
You can't show it off to people, and odds are, you'll forget who is who in a couple of years anyway
http://imgur.com
Nice gift
To celebrate the Pope's visit, the glass company Atlantis decided to create a crystal Virgin Mary...
http://imgur.com
Yes they can
Zack is probably thinking of the Highlander movie... Alternatively he might be thinking of the catholic priests who never had to do time
http://imgur.com
Skills
Guys probably want to bash him and half of the female audience is already fantasizing about him.
You're kidding, right
No he clearly wasn't. And if you're like Adam, please do consult Google Translate and start paying attention in school
http://imgur.com
Ohw yeah, that's right
Makes you feel all warm inside, doesn't it. The love is clearly just all over the place
http://imgur.com
OCD?
Must... wash... rain... off. Yeah, no effort too much when you need to wash off the blood of that cyclist
http://imgur.com
5 $ polo shirt
Think that's cheap? I bet I could make you a 1 $ one. Anyway, cool to do when leaving a tip
http://imgur.com
Nicely designed
This can't be anything else than intentional. I'm gonna have to go with Tiger Woods as the adviser on this hole
http://imgur.com
Sunday, May 9, 2010
Seriously now?
Where I come from, these kind of activities are not something to be proud of. I guess morals have shifted nowadays?
http://imgur.com
Racist cop beating up an innocent Mexican
Seattle, May 7 2010. This is what police brutality has come to.
Something's not right here
The captioned picture is rather disturbing, after having read his interests. Not sure about the spelling either
http://imgur.com
Analyze your images
With all the photoshop crap going on out there, this website is quite refreshing and helpful. Example be here
http://errorlevelanalysis.com
*Sigh*
Another year older. It goes downhill from 4 years old. I don't know how I'll survive my 5th birthday :(
http://imgur.com
Looks delicious
I really want to try this, but I'm afraid that the next thing I'll hear is "CLEAR!!!" and then BEEP, BEEP,... BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
http://imgur.com
The right moment
When you're in terrible pain, sometimes all you need is a little kiss. In this case, I'm not sure it helped
http://imgur.com
Saturday, May 8, 2010
Ooorrr...
Not only is Jim a well documented man, he is also a very creative and imaginative person to say the least
http://imgur.com
Oooohhwwwwkaaaayyy
Facebook, you might want to rephrase that. Or are you finally admitting to what your core business actually is?
http://imgur.com
Now why didn't I think of that?
At least there is some good use for those things. With the crisis still pending, I reckon there are more elections coming up
http://imgur.com
Juggalos
FYI, according to wiki: Juggalo is a name given to fans of Insane Clown Posse or any other Psychopathic Records hip hop group
http://www.facebook.com
256 things
256 things Stephen is no longer allowed to do at customer service. Click "read more", the list is impressive
http://www.facebook.com
For the hard to reach spots
Hey, man, why don't you stick it where the sun don't...oh. Nevermind. French text reads: Tanned everywhere with Raidoree
http://imgur.com
Friday, May 7, 2010
We're no friends anymore
I'm not sure, but this probably doesn't go down well in Europe. Better warn Justin Bieber before that gay dude makes another embarrassing statement
http://imgur.com
I think it's broken
Maybe if we straighten the blades again? (pls don't pin me down on this... I KNOW that that's not possible)
Jenna and her lesbian moms
Do whatever you want with this. In a country like America it's very much likely this happens
http://www.facebook.com
Everyone has one
Let me think. Nope, can't think of anybody, but I'm a guy, so does that make me slutty?
http://www.facebook.com
In case you wanted to go to Pamplona
Think again, it's not worth it. If you want to kill yourself, there are faster and less painful ways
http://tinypic.com
Kanellos, bad ass dog
During all of the protests in Greece - and yes, there were a lot in the last years - this dog has always been there. Read the captions
http://www.guardian.co.uk
Translate server error
If Chinese do this to a simple language as English, you can only imagine the meaning of the characters some people put as tattoo
http://tinypic.com
Thursday, May 6, 2010
How?
Some people shouldn't be allowed to procreate. It would imply a serious threat to the human gene pool
http://imgur.com
Privacy settings exploit
You’ve got to hand it to Facebook. They certainly know how to fail at doing security. This exploit works, but yesterday, facebook went into "maintenance". So I guess it no longer works now
You'd feel very uneasy living here
I'll assume that hell is located right between those streets. A little further there is the gate to another dimension
http://maps.google.com
Vader felt like an amateur
It is most regretful that Chris pretty much nailed it. Might we add bullying small boys too?
http://imgur.com
Chickenpox
What a terrible way to find out... Not to mention the potential awkward conversation with his mother.
http://imgur.com
Hmm... That's the one I want
I don't care so much for the others. Close enough, but just not quite there yet. Picky? Naaah
http://imgur.com
Jedi vs Superman
When an attempt to troll can lead to great answers. I like how the whole reasoning behind it almost happened in a scientific way
http://imgur.com
This makes perfectly sense
Especially when you're in the dark. This is absolutely brilliant and would make life so much easier
http://imgur.com
What a douche
No this guy did NO workout whatsoever. He just injected synthol straight into his muscles. Look up synthol abuse too, grosssss!!!
Oh my
This is a serious WTF moment, ALL of it, the cameraman preferring to shoot rather than putting an end to it, the act itself...
http://imgur.com
Banana
And this is what banana looked like before selective breeding... Tiny and full of seeds, just like your banana... badaboom tssshhhh (rimshot)
http://imgur.com
Corn
What you're probably thinking of is the yellow cone shaped thing. But look what it was like before selective breeding
http://imgur.com
Apologize
Saying I'm sorry is not always easy, click on link below if you don't have the creativity and go to "make an apology", worth a try
http://www.letmeapologize.com
Sharif don't like it
Lock the taskbar, lock the taskbar. You need to have your speakers on for this. For those who don't get it, hint: The Clash
http://cooltrainer.org
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
Failed NY car bomber
He has an account, he plays Farmville too. Let's hope he didn't procure fertilizers there ;)
http://imgur.com
This guy is insane
Imagine making a wrong maneuver. At that speed he might loose a limb or worse, his head
Oh that reminds me...
To buy a bookshelf huh. Or was it to buy a condiments rack? Just say: you need to go fap now
http://imgur.com
CPR
Yeah, he's lucky he's no longer among us to hear your deep felt sympathy for his struggle
http://imgur.com
Pedobear is everywhere
Either it has become so common now that nobody notices it anymore, either people are not aware of it at all
http://imgur.com
Gizmodo
They have some high morals there at Gizmodo. We just will have to assume that they also need their share of webtraffic
http://imgur.com
Motivation
He is the very embodiment of it. So next time you think you got it tough, stop fucking complaining!!!
http://imgur.com
Nahtzeeeeee!!!
You will go to hell for laughing at this. And yes we will meet each other there. Just say: Dinner in hell it is then
http://wordpress.com
Oh hai
Don't mind me, just walking around. What? Oh this? It's a birthday present for the wife
http://maps.google.be
Well, does he?
Hmm, let's also take a look at the pictures. Oh, OK, that was very informative. A new question arises, what kind of love?
http://www.amazon.com
Colorful page
Will put a smile on your face and make your day, after having scared the shit out of you or put you in an epileptic seizure
http://cooltrainer.org
Dubai, before and now
It's pretty much like L.A. on steroids. To see what Dubai looks like in 19 years, click back to first picture
http://news.bbc.co.uk
LOL at #7
Read title and enjoy while scrolling down toward #7. This actually made me spit out my Mountain Dew. Nailed it.
http://erooups.com
Tuesday, May 4, 2010
The problem with America
I have more trouble understanding her point of view rather than deciphering what she wrote in her own spelling, and that says a lot
http://imgur.com
Remember Se7en?
The moment they find the notebooks in the apartment. Get this, it could be true. This guy as thousands of notebooks completely filled with only 1 single phrase. Can you say creepy?
What you didn't know
Although it still remains a source for amusement, I need to point out that it's not as friendly as they want you to believe
http://imgur.com
Again, think first
What may sound funny to us guys, may not be funny to the opposite sex. So tread lightly dear fellows
http://imgur.com
Trash
At all times, if you have a girlfriend, think first before you talk, speak or type. Minor things can easily turn into something ugly
http://imgur.com
Probably the best self picture ever made
For sure it's the most unique. Although, he OCD in me wants to clean that visor, I'd have a hard time being an astronaut if my visor was always that dirty
http://imgur.com
Quite the Juxtaposition
Don't kid yourself, you go to A because you fear the judgment of others, but you actually simply want to go to B
http://imgur.com
Always thought this was a myth
Uggs and leggings she might as well throw away now. I can't imagine how much "liquid" they have absorbed... ewwwww
http://imgur.com
Look out, dude
Although the pillar will protect most of your body, be careful because you're arm is left unprotected
http://imgur.com
Pug cleaner
Don't forget to clean the inside of your computer screen. Disgusting, smelly, but luckily internet doesn't come with odor yet
http://pugcleaner.com
Iggy Pop
Cool or disgusting? Cool, because he's not letting his old age make him modest or self-conscious. Disgusting, because well... look for yourself
http://imgur.com
Hmm scarecrow sprinkler huh
I wonder how it works, let me look at the pictures. Ooohhh, seems like a solid product to me, works even as a pedophile repellent
http://www.amazon.com
Monday, May 3, 2010
James Bond
What it would be like if he had his own account. Nothing special, but once in a while an imaginary account is cool to post
http://imgur.com
Was that intentional?
I sure think so. Now don't go saying that you meant differently, we accept you as you are
http://imgur.com
What his girlfriend said
After admitting that Avatar was pretty good. Of course this could as well have happened because he called her "dude"
http://imgur.com
I see you
Sometimes you just feel like fast food. This is in dire need of some Benny Hill (Yakety Sax) music.
http://imgur.com
THIS is badass
And they stood aside their tank, secure in their knowledge that they were, in fact, the most incontrovertibly badass motherfuckers on base
http://imgur.com
Ironman
What it really was in the very beginning before Hollywood started to butt in and added some extras
http://imgur.com
Are you there God? It's me, Chubbs
Please don't make me have to clean up the kitchen again. It's really a bitch when you don't have thumbs
http://imgur.com
Now THIS is my idea of recreation
You might as well say that this is where Jason and Freddy go shopping. More recent, Dexter shops here too
http://imgur.com
Raawwwrrrr
When plants and zombies breed, you get a demon paprika who is in attack mode. Better than the average Jesus/Maria apparitions if you ask me
http://imgur.com
Yes, why?
Rope will break, because you're watching Lost, you're just kinky. There, gave the answer to the first three
http://imgur.com
No, not what I was looking for
This brings up so many questions. Obviously, there are enough sick people looking for this for it to end up in the suggestions
http://imgur.com
I was wea...
... whow google, you read my mind. So what fashion style is this exactly? Must have missed it
http://imgur.com
Sunday, May 2, 2010
I have nothing to add
And me, I am offering free facials for any ladies who need some relaxation. I'm just nice like that.
http://tinypic.com
Any of you guys ever done this?
Personally I've never done this, but I did find out that pads make a good absorbent for when you spill something
Mighty coincidence
If facebook were human surely it would give a slight chortle after this. I know I did
http://tinypic.com
Mother's day
Right in time to celebrate the occasion with the proper gesture. One can only assume that she will appreciate it
http://tinypic.com
Let's Roll
Super-duper mighty orchestrated picture, and yet somebody still manages to photobomb it. No pun intended
http://tinypic.com
Meowhammed
He's obviously looking forward for the 72 x 9 virgin pussies promised in heaven. Allahu catbar... Jiharball is on now!!!
http://tinypic.com
Nightmare fuel
So just you know, not all baby animals are cute. Not even when they're out on a walk with mom
http://tinypic.com
Saturday, May 1, 2010
No It's not what you think it is
But if you don't know, this seems like way out there. Stands for First Annual Picnic by the way. And until now, nobody there is aware the meaning of FAP
http://imgur.com
Iran
Remember that Iranian cleric claiming that earthquakes are caused by women who aren't dressed properly? Here's the reaction
http://www.facebook.com
Thank you for your prejudice
But please refrain from making any future judgments... Or are you encouraging me? Please do tell
http://imgur.com
Keys
She won't loose her keys anymore... Alternatively, it might be a tow cable for when she breaks down (NSFW)
http://imgur.com
I did mean what I typed
But dammit, you pose a good question there. I guess you're right, so what are you trying to tell us?
http://imgur.com
Locusta
I want to know who thought this one up, and come close to wanting to know how they thought training it would work.
http://en.wikipedia.org
Spell checking your own update huh
This kind of stuff should make us worry about the future of our species. I sure hope that that's not the only mistake he could find
http://imgur.com
Oh come ooonnnn!!!
Ever thought of thinking first before writing and after that posting what you just wrote? Lacee never has
http://imgur.com
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