Victor killed Jesus

"It may be small, but as small as it is..." After that Jesus, couldn't come up with a good comeback, no matter how he prayed to God

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Wait for it... wait for it...

Just pay attention to the plants in the background. Turns out they're not plants

Yeah, let's eat babies

I kinda lost my appetite, trying to imagine a pink frosted cookie with eyes, but clearly Cynthia and ArJay disagree with me

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Now you will experience the full power of the dark side

Read that in the emperor's voice. In the light of the situation I thought that might be appropriate

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Outraged kayak is outraged

Looks like the big brother of the killer in Scream. Or is it more like a rejected stormtrooper?

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Should I go to the doctor?

I like "...so if your dad finds out you can sue the doctor, which is good money!" and what Gandrew says "It gets larger and it hurts"

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That's informative, thank you ESPN

I think they just wanted to write "poo holes" somewhere on their site. You gotta admit, it's better than hearing people say puh-jewls

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