I need a wingman

Just in case the post gets deleted on craigslist: "I am looking to hire a wing person to accompany me to bars/clubs. I need someone to make me look "cool". Someone that will pretend that they are very interested in me and will laugh at my jokes. Maybe hold onto my arm every once and a whle as if you need me. The idea is to make me look like a guy that is a really good catch. I am looking to pay a modest hourly rate. I am not looking for an escort service so please no escorts need to email me. If you are interested in this job then please email me."

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